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Song Parodies -> "Sec. of State Girl [Bill's Song]"

Original Song Title:

"Calendar Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"Sec. of State Girl [Bill's Song]"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics


When the cat's away...
Here, Bill sings the blues—balls and otherwise!
Marvelous matchin' MIDI HERE.
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I love—sort of—'fraid of - my Sec. o' State girl!
Yeah, 'sweet' Sec. o' State girl!
I love—sort of—get shoved - by Sec. o' State girl!
But now she's travelin' most of the year!

(January) Off dissing- 'min-i-jad
(February) Saud'omizing- Arab cads
(March) Ko'reaming Kim Jong- with a smile
(April) Kremlin's cringin' from my- crocodile

Yeah, yeah, my 'part's' in a whirl
'Cause outta town most days you'll find my Sec. o' State girl
Once again (in his den)
With new hens (nine or ten)
What a year!

(May) Somali Pirates feel her- harpoon's sting
(June) The Evil Axis, she's left- ree-eling
(July) Strippin' Gaza with some- rhetoric
(August) Thwappin' 'raquis with her- big-ass shtick!

Yeah, yeah, my 'part's' in a whirl
'Cause outta town most days you'll find my Sec. o' State girl
Feelin' fine (feelin' *thine*)
In my prime (CIGar time)
As King Leer!

[*redongkulously long* interlewd...]

(September) Terrorizing the poor- Taliban
(October) Launchin' Clinton, er—'Obama' plan
(November) Goin' Kanye-Bales on- chicken French
(December) Whole month I'm stuck with my- frickin' wench

Yeah, yeah, my part'll re-furl
When Christmas comes I'm under thumbs of Sec. o' State girl
Hope my mate (Suck o' State?)
'Does' Kuwait (he can't wait!)
All next year!

~

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Patrick - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Love the phrase "redongculous interlewd". Since Obama took over as Antichrist, I'm starting to miss Slick Willy.
Leo Keough - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Moniacly funny!!!...TMGLTM!!!...555!!!
Timmy1000 - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job on the reporting for the year and an excellent write. What does Bill have to say about all these political dealings she has. Oops, she may not want to tell us what Bill thinks.
Guy - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
TJC - I guess it's her turn now - serves ol' slick Willy right. Yeah, but like Patrick says - he's a might better than the antichrist. But what is Hillary really doing? Who needs a cabinet when there are all of those czars out there who answer to only one person and are not vetted, confirmed nor accountable for what they do. With all those czars Ms. Clinton seems not to amount to a "Hill" of beans.

Great write. Original, funny and it has that certain flair about it. Good candidate for SOTM.
Hillary Clinton - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
What are you talking about? My man is always faithful and true blue (and truly blue), except for that one shameless hussy of an intern who made up all those lies, and the media "swallowed" them.

Waaay TMGLTM, incl the hole concept, but would "single" out King Leer, the consonance of the Kremlin (wasn't that a Tom Clancy novel?), and "Saud-omizing". 555, and should we award Bill the title of Secret(ly)ary of Shtup?
DJ Blaze - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
TJC, you have done many great political pieces, but this one really did it for me. 555
Andy Primus - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious - especially December
Fiddlegirl - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Such sillary Billary pillory... But how tremendously funny!
Jonathan - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree with Andy the December part was the funniest 5's
blackjack21 - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
When Hil's away, Bill will play. LOL funny!
Christie Marie M - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah, yes, great telling as it is! Very well executed parody you got there! Every Election day, when the presidents such as Bush, Obama, etc. runs for presidential election, my bro and I used to remark that we want Clinton back, though we knew he was finished with his term. I used to think that Hilary Clinton should have been president if she didn't drop out of the race. I've got a "monicker" for this parody: 555!
TJC - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to all my CalendAIR guys n' gals!

Patrick - Appreciate it... and thanks for correcting my redonculous spelling!

Leo - Thanks (now that you 'mention' it)!

Timmy - Gracias x 10^3!

Guy - Thanks for v & encouraging c's... and you're right... tis' biCzar! And ditto your submission today...

Hillary - Thanks for vote and TooToo funny comments (esp: "...lies and media that swallowed 'em" & "Sec. o' Shtup)!

DJ - Glad I did something 'Right' today!

Andy - Gracias! Ah... December... the Clinter of his discontent!

FG - I appreciate it and even more, the *way* you said it! (do I reply to: Incrediblytalented&humble@reallybigsecretprojectwithTTnextweek.com?)

Johnathan - Thanks!...Ponders: Maybe that should be 'December... the winter of my disco tent'?

BJ21 - Thanks... if it's funny, it's probably at least semi-true!?

Christie - Thanks for taking the time to v & c...and I love the 'monicker'
Lionel Mertens - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Very entertaining. 5's
TJC - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Appreciate it, Lionel!
John Barry - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Hill left The Hill and Bill for cabinet thrill.
alvin - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
i howled nonstop
TJC - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Much thanks, guys!

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