-> "Wry Men Seem Gay?"
Original Song Title:
"Y. M. C. A."
Parody Song Title:
"Wry Men Seem Gay?"
Pun man — welcome to Am-I-Right®
I said, pun man — you'll fit Right® in 'our site'
I said, pun man — 'cause our pacing's so tight!
Can you see — where — this — is — head-ed?!
Pun man — let's all mock Barrack's 'Hope™'
I said, pun man — then spoof Palin-as-Pope
And when done, man — we can play 'drop-the-soap'!
O - kay, *now* — we're — mess - in' — with — ewe!
[ Farce! - Farce! - Farce! - ARSE! - PARSE!]
I'm wondrin' why you think — Wry Men Seem Gay!?
'Cause perfect penmanship's — Très macho, eh?
Sure, each write's a huge fuss—
But our I.Q.s are hu-mon-gous!
I just can't fathom why — Wry Men Seem Gay!?
Our past subjunctives are — butch—total-la-ay!
We're the Luthors of Lex—
Flaunting tropes n' waxed pecs—
With a fetish for Al Trebeks!
Some men — don't get fancy-pants wit!
Where-as pun men — can trans-pose "fissy hit'
But n00b pun men — we expect you'll 'submit'
To our — ri - gor - ous — 'peer' — re - views!
Pun men — write for Will and dis Grace!
I said, pun men — often post on MyFace™!
Robust pun men — homophonics embrace!
Or at — least — own — pos— ters — of - Cher!
[ Arse! - Farce! - Parse! - YERS? - OURS! ]
I'm Gaga-livid that — Wry Men Seem Gay!?
C'est très confounding moi — Wry Men's Seem Gay!?
Hard at grooming our posts—
Fluffing phenomes all night—
Hoping fabulous fans will bite!
I'm just so peeved you think — Wry Men Seem Gay!?
I'm gushing 'huffy' like — Lib - er- a ch - a-ay!
'Cause we're *totally* FIERCE—
Feel my piquancy's pierce?—
We're as manly as Ambrose Bierce! *
Wry - Men - Seem - Gay?
WHAT - *EV* — Ren-ee!
* 19th century American writer and satirist, best known for his short story, "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge". Also legendary for "...encouraging young talent"!
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