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Song Parodies -> "Dead Au Pair!"

Original Song Title:

"Teddy Bear!"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Dead Au Pair!"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

Well, it's less than two weeks to that most highly anticipated of events ... no, not the election, silly! I'm talkin' Halloween! Here, Dr. Frankenstein finds Igor's gore-to-door salesman tactics truly trying...
Dead Au Pair!
by Victor Frankenstein
~

Igor, let me be!

Quit spamming me with spares!

I don’t need more body parts—

They're stacked throughout my lair!

Don’t wanna see (don’t make him see)

Your dead au pair!



I don’t wanna buy a torso—

'Cause Lechter's left enough!

I don’t wanna buy more nostrils—

‘Cause frankly, Iggy, yours aren't

Up to snuff…



Don’t wanna see

More Dead Astaire!

So, bootleg bod's 'Billy Mays'—

Please switch to laissez faire!

Don’t wanna see (don’t make him see)

Your dead au pair!



But wait, my little friend—

Though bodies, I’ve a bunch...

I don't have one that's Wonka weird—

But *yours* gives me a ‘hunch’!



So let me cleave (forget repreive)

Your head-y there!



Oh wetly cleave (yo let him reave)

Your head-y there!

- I just wanna cleave and make a new Cher! -

~

[ clearly elated, Dr. Frankenstein, his hunchbacked victim's yawing n' dripping monstrously deformed spinal column cocked jauntily over his shoulder, crows: 'Finally, Igor, some piece!' ]

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alvin - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment
love the frankenstein parodies...this is hilarious...the last line in particular
Stan Hall - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment
A stein of grog for a frankly fives-worthy effort.
AFW - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Very clever and timely works, here
TJC - October 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks all--I had a hunch you might approve!

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