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Song Parodies -> "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A letter from Camp Faux'twatta)"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh!"

Original Performer:

Allen Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A letter from Camp Faux'twatta)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Rep. Anthony Weiner agrees---this summer's cross-dressing camps are all the page!

Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,
Here I am at - Camp Faux’twata
Camp is all about us ‘feigning’
And they stress that while we’re here there’s no abstaining

We go hiking - nearly daily
Walking tucked-up - Tina Fey’ly
You remember - Leonard Skinner
He was table dancing last night after dinner

All the counselors - goose the waiters
And the lake has - master baiters
And the head coach - wants mo’ sissies
So he reads to us from something called ‘Lewd Gypsies’

Now I know that - this is shocking
But my bunkmate wears ten cock rings
You remember Jeffrey Hardy
They're about to organize his Crisco party

Take me home, oh Muddah Fadduh,
Take me home, I hate Faux’twata!
Don't leave me -- out in the forest where
I might -- get eaten on a dare
Take me home -- I promise I will not make noise
or circle jerk with other boys,
Oh please don't make me stay,
What’s up---you - *think* - I’m - gay?

Dearest Muddah, darling Fadduh,
I’ll stop dressing up like Gaga
Let me come home if ya miss me
I will even let Ms. Alley hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, guys are hailing,
Guys are naked, guys are nailing!
I’ve come out now -- gee that's better
Muddah, Fadduh kindly disregard this letter!


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Old Man Ribber - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment
TJC - OMG! I'd be cringing...but I can't stop laughing! Talk about No Child's Left "Behind"! Fine work! ;D
Very Invaginative Parody! - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Had me at the tit-le! TMGLTM, but fave of faves, or is that Flavo-Flave? "feigning," "Fey'ly", and Ms. Alley's, uh, "weight management issues". Three Fives faux you, faux sure! ... oh, and feel free to use initials only in reply of fervent, if faux-vent, thanks.
AFW - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment
As Larry David might say, "Prrrrettttt-ee funny! Prrrretttt-ee funny!"
TJC - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR! I know--the topic's a bit dicey, but then, so are my psycho-social boundaries and sense of propriety! And, LOL yer 'child left behind' quip---ya still got it, in spades!
TJC - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
And VIP (heh!)--thank you (in all its homophonic glory) so much for the uber-kind, 'fauxverable' comment--thought it might be right up your Alley (or at least, your cup of 'Tea')! And sorry for the late reply--when I checked yesterday AM, nothing had posted---so wrongfully ass-of-u-and-me'd nothing would til today!,

And AFW---appreciate the comment---'Right' back attcha!

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