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Song Parodies -> "To Analyze They Buggered Me!"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Loverly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

My Fair Lady

Parody Song Title:

"To Analyze They Buggered Me!"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

Don't know the OS? Wouldn't It Be Loverly MIDI here ~ Ever wonder why virtually every 'alien abductee' claims he was 'probed' "down there"? Well, there's this theory of mine...
{ HICK }

Woke up dazed—Mothershipped—bum bare
Beamed-up high, then probed way-down there!
'Yang-haied'—them ET's dared
To 'anal-yze' they buggered me!

Lots of giz-mos betwixt my cheeks
Fun for Gere*—though for me no treat!
Damned Hubble meet 'n greet
Ow! Bum-mer of a 'shover' spree!

{ bridge }

None
too
brotherly hoverin' ore my tooshie
with that probe-ette
Though you're so advanced
you can't
make
a sphincter knows gas from 'wet'?

~
(advance MIDI to 1:19 mark here)
~

{ DISGUSTINGLY FOUL ALIEN CHORUS }

WE SHALL LEARN WHAT YOU EARTHMEN KNOW
HOW TO KEEP EXCREMENT IN, WHOA!
(OOPS)—THERE GOES ONE MORE WET BLOW—
PANTS—WE SHOULD GET 'EM RUBBERY!

MEN IN BLACK™—WHAT A USELESS CREW—
WE AB-DUCT—THEY DON'T HAVE A CLUE!
SOON WE'LL 'PROBE' WILL SMITH TOO—
THERE'LL BE—LENGTHY 'DIS-COVERY'!

{ BRIDGE }

NO
RACE
EVER HAS HAD A STELLAR SPHINCTER
LIKE MEN'S REAR-ENDS
WE SHALL PROBE
E-TER-NAL-LY
-OR-
UNTIL THERE'S NO MORE DE-PENDS

{ HICK }

Joke's on you—copied MY 'rear-stage'
Sho ain't nabbed you no butt that's sage
Mine's s-l-a-c-k—I'm FOLEY'S PAGE!
So best you stay all
Coverey
Rubbery
Hug-gery*
Luv-erly**
PLUG "ER CREEPS!

~

{ DEJECTED, INCREASINGLY FOUL ALIENS, spoken }

ALIEN #1: "THESE EARTHIES ARE SUCH PRIME A-HOLES—ON *SO* MANY LEVELS—GUESS IT'S BACK TO URANUS, BOYS!"
ALIEN #2: "COULDN'T WE HAVE JUST XEROXED THEIR BUNS?"

~~~

** Top 3 selling diaper brands: #3 Huggies*, #2 Luvs**, #1 Pampers. ~

*Richard Gere: actor famous for alleged kinky ER visit for a gerbil stuck somewhere in his colon.

Note: Unlike typical Earth-based songs, in this case "bridge" means they actually sing from the Mothership's Bridge...

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Lionel Mertens - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
We've been wondering where you've been for the past couple days. 5's
alvin rhodes - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
inspired lunacy
Adagio - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Curiosity in the form of noxious gases could kill those *cats*. Fun one. 5's
AFW - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Outrageously hilarious
Kristof Robertson - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
My Fair ET? This was fun and clever, TJC. 555
TJC - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to Lionel, alvin, Adagio, AFW and Kristof! Appeciate it guys....and may the force be with your sphincters!
Red Ant - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome work, TJC! I'm surprised Kristof didn't mention his "U F'in Os" parody; take a look if you get the chance.
White guy - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
If there's anything to all these stories, I don't think we're getting the cream of the alien crop here, if you know what I mean.

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