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Song Parodies -> "Hanta Paws Are Coming To Town"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Hanta Paws Are Coming To Town"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics


No weirder than shoe bombs and literally oozing that twelfth century-retro vibe they're so fond of ...
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You better watch out!
The Taliban's mad!
'sama's sent plague rats on a jihad--
Hanta paws are coming to town!

They're offal'ly pissed
Martyrdom Mice!
Gotta fatwa 'gainst Girls of Spice
Hanta paws are coming to town!

They spree poo where you're sleeping!
They go 'coz they're Ira'te!
They all went on our Health Care Bill
In their wry'est defecate!

Oh!
You better watch out
When off at Disney--
Fun'dement Mickey's stonin' Minnie!
Hanta paws are thrumming ...
Shar-i-a law's coming...
Hanta claws are Hun'ing through town!

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Mark Scotti - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Watch out for those EXPLODING STOCKINGS!!!
Old Man Ribber - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Those dirty rats! This is sure to go "viral". Tremendously funny and perfectly executed. ;D
2Eagle - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Good use of words and rhyming. Thank you for something else besides hate the president parodies.
TJC - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks to OMR, MS and 2E! -- And even worse, I've heard they're considering outfitting each rodent with tiny underwear bombs!
blackjack21 - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Dirty rat mass-turds!
Great follow-up - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment
... to yesterday's parody, continuing your theme of "boob-onic plague". 555, and a bonus for slipping Iran't into this parody of dis-Persia-l of dis-ease.

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