Song Parodies -> Guy-ring!

Original Song Title:	"Crying!"
Original Performer:	Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:	"Guy-ring!"
Parody Written by:	TJC

Orbison croons a cautionary tale, er, um... tail! If you don't know the original, here is a link to an MP3 that is probably (unintentionally) funnier than my parody! (just click the play button)

Crying.mp3

It was alright—for a while
I could smile—for a while
But when we hooked-up last night
You cinched that ring too tight
Then you locked it and swallowed the key!
Oh, you TEASED me well
And, WHEN things 'swelled’
You left me…
GUY-ay-ay ringed!
Turning blue!
GUY-ay-ay ringed!
Flow’s adieu!
Then you laughed, “So long…”
Left me wanting—over-blown…
Alone and prying, prying, prying—
GUY-ringed!

Its hard—you UNDERstand?
Its been LATCHED—to my gland
It’s got me pry-ing—

I thought that I—could hold my brew—
Tipped a few—or keg or two!
Mis-took you for some whore—
That made you REAL-LY sore!
Drunk, girl I’m one dumb Wahoo-ooo!
So you 'blinged’ my crotch
Used the SMALL-est notch—
GUY-ay-ay ringed!
Cold and blue—
TRY-ay-ay-ing!
Can’t slip through—

Yes-sss, now you’re gone
And from this-sss moment on
I’ll be prying—
sighing—
Pry-ing—
Cry-ing—
Yeah, PRY-AY-AY-ING!
Its DY- AY-AY-ING!
“RO-VER’s” SCREWED!

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stuart mcarthur - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment

yup, when you mistake them for whores, they DO tend to get upset and unpredictable - women! (sheesh) - some great wordplay here TJC - 555

Michael Pacholek - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment

The parody was a 5, the pain a 10. I hope, wherever he is, Roy will forgive you.

alvin - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment

here's a unique concept ...too funny

AFW - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment

In a foggy mist and wearing his trademark dark shades, I can almost see and hear Roy O performing this....Very professional write, here..

Ann Hammond - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment

I sang

Kristof Robertson - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment

EEEEK! Too funny, TJC, and the mournful OS just adds to the absurdity. Bravo! 555

TJC - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks mucho stuart, michael, alvin, AFW, ann and kristof for the votes and comments... and... REALLY... I'm not this weird in real life (did that sound convincing?)

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Song Parodies -> Guy-ring!

"Crying!"

Roy Orbison

"Guy-ring!"

TJC

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