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Song Parodies -> "Some Infected C-Ring"

Original Song Title:

"Some Enchanted Evening"

Original Performer:

South Pacific

Parody Song Title:

"Some Infected C-Ring"

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The Lyrics

I haven't had much luck with 'cutting' satire so this timeI'm shooting more for something in the range of 'piercing'!
Some infected C-ring
Peroneal danger
When she rearranged her-
self with a spangled womb

And now down below
Her poor furrowed glen
Needs antibiotics
God, better take ten

Scum encrusted G-string
Vagicil resistance
Maddening persistence
A sauce enshrouded womb

And night after blight
Her carbuncle streams
That free clinic lancing
Still haunts all her dreams

Now she abstains and
Nary spreads a thigh!
Gave up her piercing,
Sud-den-ly she's shy!

Dumb recanted C-rings
May enhance our gene pool
When that ring that seemed cool
Has left you null and void

But dear don't you fret
Cause mammaries then
You've still got to puncture
And lure leering men

Go pierce your left tit
Then you can be known
As a fanatic
Janet Jackson clone!

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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John Barry - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Enchanting. I like it better than mine.
Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy censors, Batman! How did this not get teleported over to Whatfreaks? (Never mind, Boy Wonder, just keep dancing!)
Tommy Turtle - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't think I ever want to have s*x again... yuk... geez, thanks, pal (lol!)... "furrowed glen" another fine addition to the seemingly-endless series of euphemisms for you-know-tw*t, and loved the "parting" (hehe) shot at JJ ... To the Unabombers: Title should have warned you it wouldn't be to your taste, so why even read it?

Didn't want to comment before posting your tribute, so as not to give anything away... the tribute speaks for itself. 555 (Isn't this "copy/paste" stuff neat? You can leave the same comment multiple times!)

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