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Sound of Music

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"Date Dull Guys!"

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The Lyrics

Apparently, "sexy" is more than just skin deep...
Date dull guys!
Date dull guys!
So my mother admonished

Don't do raves
But they're fun-ner than A-mish!

Quickin to "spread" sheets, Excel in "head"!
Pure-bread "ass-et" misers!

Bottom line
Dull's di-vine!
Ma! They've got long "divisors"!


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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Agrimorfee - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
From the Arwen School of Parody Writing...which is one of our highly esteemed institutes. 555
alvin rhodes - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
women seem to date the bad boys and then marry the dull ones nice job...5s
Arwen - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Hee! Thanks to Agri for the shout out...and this did make me giggle. I can honestly say I've never had it for an accountant. I worked in accounting for a while...and mostly hated the men that I worked with. Of course, if Mr. Diesel took it up as a hobby, you know that I'd reconsider. =)
John Barry - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Short, sweet, funny.
Ravyn Rant - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I recently said of a dear friend (who, it must be said, is a bit on the dull side) "There has to be a woman out there who truly appreciates all that a Virgo man has to offer..." Now there's a song for them, too. 555
Meriadoc - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I find that the accountant-type always has a hidden fiery side... ;-)
AFW - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Totally agree with this message, since I'm one of the dull guys...good job, here
TJC - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks guys/gals! I just shake em' up, blow on em' and see what the edel-dice bring!

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