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Song Parodies -> "All I Want Is Some Underwear"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want Is A Room Somewhere"

Original Performer:

My Fair Lady

Parody Song Title:

"All I Want Is Some Underwear"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

The original Victorian's Secret!
(ELIZA)
All I want is some underwear
Smooth and sleek on my derriere
Frills, flounce and foreign flair
Oh, wouldn't it still cover me?

Thongs and G-strings from chic boutiques
Fetch much more than discreet sneak peeks
I don't floss tween 'those' cheeks
So, shouldn't it still cover me?

~ bridge ~

Oh, no
Practical girl rhapsodizes
O're haute couture
I pray V-rise Lycra
Can be
Alluring and yet demure!

(MALE CHORUS)
ALL SHE NEEDS IS A 'BUM' CORSAGE
FLIMSY LACE ON REAR DÉCOLLETAGE
FOREPLAY TO MONS MASSAGE
NO, SHOULDN'T BE TOO COVERY!

PANTIED HINDS ARE DELECTABLE
FISH-NET TWINES STIR OUR RAGING BULL
HOPE HERS ARE EDIBLE
OH, FEELIN' NONE TOO BROTHERLY!

~ BRIDGE ~

NO HO
EVER HAS LOST A JOHN WHEN FLAUNTING
CROTCH-LESS AFFAIR
WE HOLD TO OUR ROCK HARD
CLAIM THAT
ELIZA'S AFRAID TO 'AIR'


(ELIZA)
All you gents are a one-track blight
Only want what is out of sight
You blaggards, NOT TONIGHT!
So, don't you get all...
cuddly...
suddenly...
rubbery...
under me...

COVER ME!

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EmiLoca - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, here's something pathetic. Yours is the only new entry today where I know the original song. Anyway, this was just hilarious. Many excellent lines, portrayed the male mind particularly well (Ha, like I know what I'm talking about). Very creative and well-executed. 5's.
Johnny D - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
TJC, this is extremely clever and very well-written. Creative and original, too. Good job!
Phil Alexander - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Super stuff... risqué enough for even JD, methinks and beautifully worded
Kristof Robertson - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfectly formed. 555
TJC - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Emi, Johhnny , Phil & Kristof – Thanks so much for your kind encouragements! New to this site and am slowly digesting your older works... all great... and my you are a prolific lot! My mind's eye, strabismussy & cataracted from staring unblinkingly at Emiloca's stellar stuff, alternately sees you four as wisened monks perched on high stools, wearing wooden headphones while furiously penning parodies… …vs. futuristic hyper-collosal mega braniacs, floating in Michael Jacksonesque isolation chambers, aye-aye-aye-pods and printers jacked directly into implanted dermal usb 6.0 ports, your bulging forehead veins pulsating in time to your innermost…. Naaaaah! But something in between, for sure!
norman the k - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I could be wrong, and pardon me if I am, but wasn't the original title, "Wouldn't It Be Loverly"?
norman the k - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I meant to add, I really did enjoy this parody.
Agrimorfee - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, Norman the correct title is "Wouldn't It Be Loverly?". But TJC's new title works rather well. And the song is great--Lerner & Lowe are no doubt turning over in their graves! 555
Tommy Turtle - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Title, schmitle -- this would be a masterpiece from an experienced writer. For your third submission here, off the scale. May Eliza bring you Five massages of your Mons, sieur.... oh, and whoever put the 121 up must have their panties in a wedgie.
Tipsy - October 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Gonna use this at the xmas party (hope you do not mind)

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