-> "All I Want Is Some Underwear"
Original Song Title:
"All I Want Is A Room Somewhere"
Parody Song Title:
"All I Want Is Some Underwear"
All I want is some underwear
Smooth and sleek on my derriere
Frills, flounce and foreign flair
Oh, wouldn't it still cover me?
Thongs and G-strings from chic boutiques
Fetch much more than discreet sneak peeks
I don't floss tween 'those' cheeks
So, shouldn't it still cover me?
~ bridge ~
Practical girl rhapsodizes
O're haute couture
I pray V-rise Lycra
Alluring and yet demure!
ALL SHE NEEDS IS A 'BUM' CORSAGE
FLIMSY LACE ON REAR DÉCOLLETAGE
FOREPLAY TO MONS MASSAGE
NO, SHOULDN'T BE TOO COVERY!
PANTIED HINDS ARE DELECTABLE
FISH-NET TWINES STIR OUR RAGING BULL
HOPE HERS ARE EDIBLE
OH, FEELIN' NONE TOO BROTHERLY!
~ BRIDGE ~
EVER HAS LOST A JOHN WHEN FLAUNTING
WE HOLD TO OUR ROCK HARD
ELIZA'S AFRAID TO 'AIR'
All you gents are a one-track blight
Only want what is out of sight
You blaggards, NOT TONIGHT!
So, don't you get all...
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