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{ Barbieâ„¢ sings (Kenâ„¢ echoes) }

Un-erectable (Un-detectable)
That's what you are (Below sub-par)

Un-erectable (Un-respectable)
Though dear you're 'hard' (That's poly-carb)

Starved for strapping studs to 'zing' my 'V'
Mons-ish mound is all you bring to me

Ne-ver be-fore
Has some doll been more

Un-protractible (Hon—no sack to pull)
Could you be gay? ('Metro' cache)

And for-ever-more (And dork-pleather-drawers)
That's how you'll stay (That's sty-rene's way)

That's why darling its incredible
Such a doll that's so un-headable
Thinks that I am semi-petable too!
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[ Musical Interlewd ]
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{ Kenâ„¢ sings (Barbieâ„¢ echoes) }

Un-be-spreadable, (None too edible)
In every way, (No easy lay)

And for-ever-more (Can't score nether door)
That's how your made (Can't plow this glade)

Though my darling its regrettable
That Mattel® made us un-bedable
Still I love you— fun, re-treadable you!

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