Song Parodies -> Faked Me Out At The 'Ball Game'
| Original Song Title: | "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "Faked Me Out At The 'Ball Game'" |
| Parody Written by: | TJC |
Baseball, alcohol and prostitutes... what could possibly go wrong?
Jaunty MIDI here
Jaunty MIDI here
Faked Me Out At The 'Ball Game'
~ by Hopeless Brofrantic ~
[ Hopeless Bro ]
Faked me out at the 'ball game'
Faked by ho (I was ploughed!)
Thought I would 'bye' me some crack-n-rack
Steee-rike two!
Both boobs fake--rosin sacs!
Then my 'root-chute-scoot' slide-it-home scheme
Threw *me* next curve, what a shame...
When saw
One!
T'ewww!
Three!
'Bits' pop out
From 'neath skirt this 'dame'!
~
[ Ho (Manny the Tranny) ]
Won't play pickle with spit balls?
Check my rawster, it's 'swell'!
"'Catch' for me," I said --You: "Read my lips:
Shagging flies
Leads to foulest of tips!"
Since my 'coot-route's' moot- for the Holmes'* team
Why balk when loins are aflame?
If it's
Fun...
You...
Me...
Could switch hit--
[ Bro ]
That's a hole new game!
~
*John Holmes - in(&out)famous porn star, per Wikipenia
~ by Hopeless Brofrantic ~
[ Hopeless Bro ]
Faked me out at the 'ball game'
Faked by ho (I was ploughed!)
Thought I would 'bye' me some crack-n-rack
Steee-rike two!
Both boobs fake--rosin sacs!
Then my 'root-chute-scoot' slide-it-home scheme
Threw *me* next curve, what a shame...
When saw
One!
T'ewww!
Three!
'Bits' pop out
From 'neath skirt this 'dame'!
~
[ Ho (Manny the Tranny) ]
Won't play pickle with spit balls?
Check my rawster, it's 'swell'!
"'Catch' for me," I said --You: "Read my lips:
Shagging flies
Leads to foulest of tips!"
Since my 'coot-route's' moot- for the Holmes'* team
Why balk when loins are aflame?
If it's
Fun...
You...
Me...
Could switch hit--
[ Bro ]
That's a hole new game!
~
*John Holmes - in(&out)famous porn star, per Wikipenia
PS: Hate to waste all these left over double entendres/headers... Extra 'innings' anyone?
Ace, alley, two balls and one strike, bag, bunting, backstop, lay down a bunt, belt-high, bat boy, bottom of the inning, hitting, box seat, box score, brush-back, caught looking, choke-up, foot-long, fly balls, closer, cup, corked bat, open stance, deep in the hole, dig it out, designated hitter, drag-bunt, double play, triple header, fielder's choice, fast balls, foul pole, free agent, goose chase, grand slam, hit through the hole, homer, hot doggin', infield fly rule, intentional walk, knob of the bat, knuckle balls, line drive, mitt, glove, on the mound, players, night game, pop-up, round tripper, score, off-base, no score, scoop n' shoot, seventh inning stretch, stealing home, strike zone, sweet spot, throwing heat, triple play, southpaws, third sack, world series, in the box, in the dugout, forced outta the box, get a handle on it, , blown a lead, and, whew, The Babe!
Ace, alley, two balls and one strike, bag, bunting, backstop, lay down a bunt, belt-high, bat boy, bottom of the inning, hitting, box seat, box score, brush-back, caught looking, choke-up, foot-long, fly balls, closer, cup, corked bat, open stance, deep in the hole, dig it out, designated hitter, drag-bunt, double play, triple header, fielder's choice, fast balls, foul pole, free agent, goose chase, grand slam, hit through the hole, homer, hot doggin', infield fly rule, intentional walk, knob of the bat, knuckle balls, line drive, mitt, glove, on the mound, players, night game, pop-up, round tripper, score, off-base, no score, scoop n' shoot, seventh inning stretch, stealing home, strike zone, sweet spot, throwing heat, triple play, southpaws, third sack, world series, in the box, in the dugout, forced outta the box, get a handle on it, , blown a lead, and, whew, The Babe!
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Gland slam for the Mann'.
Hilarious
Manny the Tranny? I had to laugh, with Ramirez getting caught taking female hormones to counteract his steroid use. This is awesome, TJC.
Wondrous word-play, and who sez ya can't do all the verses ya want? *Some* of us have been known to go waaay over till the gags ran out. :) ... TMGLTM, esp the triple-internals, but "crack-n-rack"/ "rosin sacs" and "flies/tips" *stood out* (so to speak) by a good, hard 15 inches.
btw, "Wikipenia" = a deficiency of Wiki? Yep, would definitely dx that for this writer. hehehe
btw, "Wikipenia" = a deficiency of Wiki? Yep, would definitely dx that for this writer. hehehe
Tops in topical and right in the strike zone
Thanks all you ball fanatics!
JAB: Thanks! (Glans slam works too!)
Andy: Appreciate it Mr. Primo, er, Primus!
Dee: Thank you Sir Range... I just read your take on G&S's (TT would undoubtedly say the " ' " is in wrong place!) Tit Willow and nearly gagged with laughter!
J. Wadd, Esq., TheThird: Really appreciate the comment... "Wondrous word-play" has a weally wait wing awout wit!! And leave it to ewe to cleanly (some might say radically) dissect the phallus from 'penia'... (damn... can't I get anything past the Waddmeister?)
AFW: Thank you sir... and nice pun, right down the middle!
JAB: Thanks! (Glans slam works too!)
Andy: Appreciate it Mr. Primo, er, Primus!
Dee: Thank you Sir Range... I just read your take on G&S's (TT would undoubtedly say the " ' " is in wrong place!) Tit Willow and nearly gagged with laughter!
J. Wadd, Esq., TheThird: Really appreciate the comment... "Wondrous word-play" has a weally wait wing awout wit!! And leave it to ewe to cleanly (some might say radically) dissect the phallus from 'penia'... (damn... can't I get anything past the Waddmeister?)
AFW: Thank you sir... and nice pun, right down the middle!
Hit this one out of the park!
Manny's an idiot!!!
Sullivan > Sullivan's > Gilbert & Sullivan's > G&S's.
Sorry, but when you thought you were wrong, you were wrong - you weren't wrong! The apostle of apostrophe & epitome of aggressive expressive impressive obsessive possessive!
Sorry, but when you thought you were wrong, you were wrong - you weren't wrong! The apostle of apostrophe & epitome of aggressive expressive impressive obsessive possessive!
you had me at crack 'n' rack...lol
Your stuff is always great!!!...And this is no exception...555!!!
I will never think of the seventh inning stretch the same way again. Favorite line was root chute scoot..."
Hilarious with combined syllable-matching and seriously weird subject matter. So THAT'S what getting to third base is like.
Grand slam-4 bagger-Up in the bleachers thanks to Mark, Oh No The Apostropro, alvin, Leo, PMS and Emi!
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