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Song Parodies -> "Making Friends Is Hard In Loos"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"

Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"Making Friends Is Hard In Loos"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Here, Larry Craig, that flauntrovercial sEx-enator from I'da'ho
(did I say that right?), sings the blues regarding his, er.. hobby!

Marvelous matchin' MIDI HERE.

(Come'a come'a down, dooby doo down-down)
(Zipper's comin' down, dooby doo down-down)
(Bits're floppin' 'round, dooby doo down-down)
(Making friends is ha-ard in loos!)

Don't - lurch- so - faaast—away from me
Just wanna chat—while we're makin' pee...
If you freak, then I'll be blue-eww!
'Cause making friends is hard in loos!

I - won't - stare - (much)—that's not polite
While you 'disgorge'—those tighty-whites
No partitions to hinder view-ews
They came right off—see, there's just twelve screws!

They say that making friends is ha-ard in loos
In Hollywood, I've learned that's so true
Here stars - all fear 'loo-friends'
For instance, quaked 'The Hoff' when I crooned, "Baby shake it off again!"

I - beg - of - youuu—don't leave pissed off
Because I'm hangin' so 'long' at trough
Gotta find less 'pru-' venu-ewws
'Cause making friends is hard in loos!

Cops say I shouldn't maaake friends ha-ard in loos
That's a failing I share with Tom Cruise...
Vice trolls these stalls, but sheesh—
They'd try ta' lock me up, just 'cause I walk my cocky pup unleashed?

But - if - you - stay—we'll tandem flush
Then share some secrets - that make us blush...
Lean n' check out my glans tattoo-oo:

(Zippah's stayin' down, dooby doo down-down)
(Bits're playin' round, dooby doo down-down)
(It's a bayin' hound, Scooby Doo pound-down)
(Slaking friends is ha-ard in loos!)

[Rinse, lather n' retreat!]


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Total Votes: 7

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Timmy1000 - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious and well written! Glad to see The Hoff made this one.
blackjack21 - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL! That's what you call bathroom humor. Hilarious stuff.
Tommy Turtle - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Where was this when it was topical? We coulda' sold this one to Radio Guy *easily*, dude! (a "Pro-venue"?) .... and glad someone else believes the truth about Tom Cruisin' the gay bars in West Hollywood. (Not *this* Tom-my, of course!) Urinal-otta Fives-territory here!
metaphorsbwithu - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
That's a real toe-tapper. Creepy but funny, in a weird sort of way. 555
Andy Primus - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious but how did you know what his helmet tattoo says? You're not the other guy in the loo there are you?
Fiddlegirl - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO!!! (at intro as well as parody!) :D
TJC - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all (and some mighty fine punnin' TT!)!
BTW--Composed this lootgubrious n' saloocious ditty, looting Sedaka in the loo on the loote while looped in lieu of anything as loofty as my fellow sploofers...
TT - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Are you trying to tell us you were drunk when you wrote it? You should get drunk more often....

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