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Song Parodies -> "Be Our Pres'!"

Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

Original Performer:

Disney's Beauty and the Beast

Parody Song Title:

"Be Our Pres'!"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics


A Disney's Beauty and the Beast 'Be Our Guest' parody featuring The Donald as 'Lumière',
Chris Christie as 'Cogsworth' and Megyn Kelly as 'Belle'.
I've cobbled together a video with a great singer I found on AirGigs.com, 'Reevesman': Sung YouTube Version
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[Trump (Lumière), spoken:]
“What are winners without a little bragging, eh Christie?”

[Christie (Cogsworth), shouted:]
“*Losers*, Mr. Trump!”

[Trump, Spoken:]
My dear Megyn Kelly
It’s with *hugest* pride —
Yet *falsest* humility
That I welcome you tonight.
But now,
It’s time to triple your Xanax
‘Cause you’re gonna be awed
As *The Donald* proudly presents—
Your WINNER!

[Trump:]
“Be our Pres'! Be our Pres'!”
That’s what *EVERYBODY* says
Everyone, that is, except those jerks
In Harlem and Juarez

I am Hill’s Waterloo
And now Christie swears it’s true
After butt-kicking so vicious
Chris can tell my boot’s delicious!

My whole staff — they’re all new
And I bought a token Jew
And a spic, a bro, and some clown in a fez!

Sure, our right *wing’s* unstable
But this *King* of Babel
Would be Pres'! Should be Pres'! *Could* be Pres'!

[Supporters:]
He’s divine! He’s a God!
But like Zeus, an *eentsy* flawed

[Trump:]
Skeptics scream my Trump U. schemes
Have *Martin Shkreli* crying “fraud!”

I’m unfit?! I’m a thug?!
You think Trump Steak tastes like UGGs™?!

Lib’ral yaps should quit complaining
‘Til your Weiner man’s abstaining!

I build walls! I send Tweets!
To my trailer trash elite

[Supporters:]
And it’s all in *perfect taste*
That you can bet!

[Trump & Supporters:]
Come on, get off your ass
And cast a vote for ‘class’
You’ll be impressed

[Trump:]
I’m the best
Like my daughter’s awesome chest!

[Supporters:]
Be our Pres’! Be our Pres'! Be our Pres'!”

[Trump (sing-spoken):]
Campaigns are so unnerving
When your minions aren’t unswerving
And bootlickers aren’t such sticklers to your cause
Ah, those good old days when flunkies groveled
Suddenly those ‘good old boys’ wear *bras*!

So heed me while I’m granting
You this gift of rabid ranting
*Wait!* I’ve got to fire my brand new staff—*again*!
I staged some stuff they criticized as ‘crazy’

But *what’s* more ‘compos mentis’
Than make Congress my Apprentice?!”

[Tea Party (Mrs. Potts):]
Be our Pres'! Be our Pres'!
Sakes alive, we must confess
Trump’s not Cruz, but *lots* of booze
Should help us keep that fact repressed

He will halt
Hillary
And her wannabe VP

Trump is *tops* among straight shooters
Count on *him* to ‘cap’ those losers!

[Tea Party (Mrs. Potts):]
We’ll all march, in his name
Foaming mad with semi-sane
Burning books and
Spreading fear at his behest!

Then on November 8
We’ll once *again* be great
When you’re our Pres'!

[Supporters & Mrs. Tea Party:]
Be our pres’!

[Mrs. Tea Party:]
Beat that *LEZ*!

[Supporters & Mrs. Tea Party:]
Be our Pres'!

[Supporters:]
Be our Pres'! Be our Pres'!
Just ignore what Hilly says
In this Candyland-ish contest
You’re Godiva™ to her Pez™!

You amaze! You astound!
Leaving nothing but scorched ground

[Trump:]
Love this lau-ding,
Keep it go-ing!

[Supporters:]
Now his e-go’s huge-ly grow-ing!

[Trump & Supporters (Trump voice dominant):]
Eff' the poor!
Kiss my ass!
Genuflect to me en masse!

[Supporters:]
Or he’ll ship you off to stay as Putin’s guest !

[Trump & Supporters (Trump voice dominant):]
My rising polls are trending
To one happy ending!

All attest—
I’m the best—
It’s a YES!
I’LL BE YOUR PRES’!

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Phil Alexander - October 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Brilliant, TMGLTM. Political parody of the contest so far :-D
TJC - October 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Wow! Thanks, Phil--really appreciate it. Ironically, perhaps Trump's bring out the best in us? ......................Naaaaaaaah! Thanks again.
Rob Arndt - October 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Funny, 555... but not as comical as a real Trump rally. Also, not as funny as Gary Johnson's weekly gaffes or Jill Stein's insane let's get rid of all nukes and our military "proposals."
Phil Alexander - October 07, 2016 - Report this comment
I think it's "Be Our Guest" that brings the best out: it's a wonderful song for parodying (taken me ages to learn, too many chords & words, but I'm performing my "See Your Chest" parody to this one at the moment), finding the right target & adding some cute rhymes and in-jokes, and well.. you've got a hit :-)
Jonathan - October 07, 2016 - Report this comment
good parody but yes I think Trump should Be Our Pres'! 5's
TJC - October 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Phil--I think you're right. I seem to recall Spaff in the mid 'OOs saying BOG was his favorite OS on a versatility/creativity basis. Its dense verbiage and catchy repetitions certainly help. I hit on the Be Our Pres' angle and the rest, as they say, was mere twistory of the self-assembling OS. It doesn't hurt having a fantastic singer in the mix! BTW, your 'Chest' and Kristoff's 'Tarzan' takes have long been my faves.

Rob--Thanks, and naturally, nothing tops the actual news nowadays.

Jonathan--Appreciate it
Comden and Green - October 08, 2016 - Report this comment
"The Grand Old Party's Over"

The party's over
It's time to call it a day
They've burst your pretty balloon
And taken the moon away
It's time to wind up the masquerade
Just make your mind up the piper must be paid

The party's over
The candles flicker and dim
You danced and dreamed through the night
It seemed to be right just being with him
Now you must wake up, all dreams must end
Take off your makeup, the party's over
It's all over, my friend

The party's over
It's time to call it a day
Now you must wake up, all dreams must end
Take off your makeup, the party's over
It's all over, my friend

It's all over, my friend

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