-> "Oh Lord, I Scored Spock!"
Original Song Title:
"Under The Boardwalk"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Oh Lord, I Scored Spock!"
The Lyrics
{ Lieutenant Uhura sings }
Well on the Enterprise, we've got a restless uptight crew-ew
Been on this five-year gig, seeking a-li-ens to Feder-screw-ew
When—in the air lock
Down by deck 'C' (yeah!)
There lurked a lus-ty Mr. Spock
Pants to his knees
(When in Pon Farr,* Spock's )
One hot Vul-can
(He 'phased' the door lock)
Then whipped out Wrath of Kahn
(Wham! "All aboard" shock)
Did that 'V' with both hands
(You're never bored Spock)
Got two hearts and three glands
OH LORD, I SCORED SPOCK
SCORED SPOCK!
But when back on the bridge, I got a funny look and sta-are
Then Mr. Sulu smirked and pointed to something in my ha-air
Ewwww! Glop décor, Spock!
Smells like ben-zene (yeah!)
Guess it ain't just a Vulcan's *blood*
That's day-glow green
(Im-passioned boor Spock)
Lean green Ma-chine
(Mind-melding score jock)
Like some smart Charlie Sheen
(Unknowns explored Spock)
You'll be Captain and soon
(That's your reward Spock)
For "serving" Ad-mr'l Poon
Man, you so SCORED SPOCK
SCORED SPOCK!
So now Kirk is pissed, 'cause you went and you took his shi-ip
And the more he looks, well; the more he finds those green 'dri-ips'
Appeals board, Spock
Upheld your claim (Oh no!)
They're all covered in green goo, too
Have you no shame?
(Oh that Pon Farr Spock's)
Great in a 'pinch'
(You've gone too far, Spock)
Kind 'a droll—for a Grinch
(I once adored Spock)
Rules at 3-D chess
(And now I'm floored Spock)
Half the crew is undressed
Can't be ig-NORED SCHLOCK
SPORED SPOCK!
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