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Song Parodies -> "Disney's-Diabolic'lly-Demented-Demon-Diva! ('Scary Mary' Poppins Song)"

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Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins

Parody Song Title:

"Disney's-Diabolic'lly-Demented-Demon-Diva! ('Scary Mary' Poppins Song)"

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The Lyrics

And she seems so sweet! ~ (my inspiration: here.)

Since Manson-esque malevolance may lurk 'neath smiling face
I've sent along this warning song 'bout just that sort of case--
Though you may think you've met some fright'ning femmes you'd call a 'witch'
They're Mother F' Teresas when compared to this here b*tch—

'Scary Mary' Poppins—she'd as likely kiss as cleave ya
Lizzie Borden, 'lossi, Lohan, and Destroyer Shiva...
Mella fellas sans umbrellas, none such bad-ass beavas'!

Hums-lit-tle-witty-ditty, gaffs-in yer-eye!
Hums-bit-a-Chitty-Chitty, laughs-while-you-die

No solecism, slip, faux pas, Oops!, gaffe or gaucherie
Takes place without the oversight of Scary Poppins, see?
She got to Bale: "Chris, rant n' rail—and *this* is what you'll say..."
Then coached Miss California's 'perfect answer' to "them gays"!

Chick's-insane-she-tutored Cheney, made-Brit 'Go-Commando'
Counseled-Custer, "Hey-there-Buster, sure-thing-this-'last-stand'-o'"
Even-phoned-Stallone—convinced-him "Do-that-fourteenth-Rambo"
Worst-one? "Jews—hey-you-can't-lose, in-this-here-Promised-Land-o!"

Hums-lit-tle-witty-ditty, gaffes-in yer-eye!
Hums-bit-a-Chitty-Chitty, Spaffs in-yer-wry!

Now Mary's *here* at AIR to mess with Chuck G's-spot
She amputated foot-notes (made for tasty Turtle wok!)
She elevated Mr. Ones to the Genius Of The Day
Then jeered, "In Barry's ears I've salted scads more 'Screaming Jays'!"

Pesky pacing problems and the wretched rhymes that blight me
'Course are caused by Mary—now she 'Pops-in' nearly nightly!
Please don't vote me ones, though all these puns you'll deem unsightly...
Scary wrote this sh*t, then clicked submit— while shouting



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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 12

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AFW - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Magnifique!... expresses your golden gift of how to serve the English "Lang" are the Grand Chef of the whetted word and seasoned syllable..fav. line: Counseld -Custer. "Hey there, Buster..sure thing, this last stand-o"
Timmy1000 - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Always like the Supercalla . . . songs and this one is is very well done - nicely written and some great lines in here.
alvin - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
i seriously hurt something laughing at this was funny enough already but when you tossed in the amiright references it left me on the floor gasping for breath
McKludge - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Holy Schnikees! Would but I had the time and talent to create something like this.
Mark Scotti - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
WOW, what a hard song to tackle and you handled it flawlessly! Super fives to you. LOL...
Adam Eccleshall - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved this... I think "Do-that-fourteenth-Rambo" was my favourite :)
Jim Rotondo - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Holy Mackerel, colossal masterpiece! Poppin' three 5's at you, now to get Brit's going Commando out of my head, youzza!
PMS - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Poppin' you some 5s
TJC - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Psychopathic, ax-murderin' (but normal on the outside appearing) thanks to all!

AFW: Wow! Yer way too kind, but is much appreciated; Now I've got that good stir-fry glow on after that wonderful run o' culinary meta-yours!

Timmy1K: Thanks, guy.... BTW, are you like The 300, just 3 n' a third times better?!

alvin: glad your ribs can take a ribbing... sure it's not a pulmonary embolus?

McKludge: Thanks and LOL... Never heard that 'Holy Schnikees!' term before... endearment or exasperation?

Monseiur Scotti: Gracias! ...I got inspired by the YouTube video (linked aabove) when one of my kids pointed out the other day... now *that* guy has some serious talent n' creativity!

Adam: Appreciate it! I was kinda partial to slipping in a Nancy Pelosi ref. as an 'L' word!

Jim Rotondo: LOL! Love those descriptors, Jim... but me thinks they apply more to the likes of you, TT, JAB, AF, alvin, Spaff, Mark etc. who can consistently turn out one (or more!) of these a day... you guys operate on a different plane (hopefully not the one with snakes...)

PMS: I surely thank you P... and I'm hoping the 'M' and 'S' in PMS don't stand for you know who...?
Amputated, Stir-Fried Turtle - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, *this* explains a *lot* of what we see here... and nothing quite like having a scapegoat!

TMGLTM? No, ELWOM (Every line worthy of mention, but can't believe no one singled out "Chuck G's spot." It sort of tickled me in a special way ... omg, think I just came ... You are the Steffi Von Grafenberg of parody, and of the 100+ spins on TOS, this one's in the elite few at the top. Immortality achieved!
Father Merrin - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Tale scary, right on pace, blessedly astute is thy tune. (holds up crucifix, exorcises Scary Mary; dies; AIR saved forever).
TJC - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Woks-a-lot: Too kind to this kinderspoofer you are (Steffi Von?)! As to my 'immortality', much appreciated comment, but I fear I'll be waiting in my mountaintop lab for some frickin' lightening bolts for some time to come (damn global warming!)...
Father Merrin: Gracias... Hey, weren't you the priest spreading around all that 'green' during the Regan era?
Leo Keough - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Wild and wacky, as only you can do!!!!!.....55555!!!!!
Ernst Gräfenberg - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Ze Turtle said dat becuss zehr iss only von Gräfenberg. Nicht zwei, nicht drei, but von and von only! Yust as zehr iss only von G-Spot, und it's mein, alles mein! .. und you pick on ze amputee in ze vok?
Father Merrin - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, that I was... and that is why it was known as "voodoo exornomics".
TJC - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Leo, Ernst, and Merry? (ha!) 'Regan'/'exor-'... I truly get it (probably 'cause you project-so-well)!

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