-> "Disney's-Diabolic'lly-Demented-Demon-Diva! ('Scary Mary' Poppins Song)"
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"Disney's-Diabolic'lly-Demented-Demon-Diva! ('Scary Mary' Poppins Song)"
Since Manson-esque malevolance may lurk 'neath smiling face
I've sent along this warning song 'bout just that sort of case--
Though you may think you've met some fright'ning femmes you'd call a 'witch'
They're Mother F' Teresas when compared to this here b*tch—
'Scary Mary' Poppins—she'd as likely kiss as cleave ya
Lizzie Borden, 'lossi, Lohan, and Destroyer Shiva...
Mella fellas sans umbrellas, none such bad-ass beavas'!
Hums-lit-tle-witty-ditty, gaffs-in yer-eye!
No solecism, slip, faux pas, Oops!, gaffe or gaucherie
Takes place without the oversight of Scary Poppins, see?
She got to Bale: "Chris, rant n' rail—and *this* is what you'll say..."
Then coached Miss California's 'perfect answer' to "them gays"!
Chick's-insane-she-tutored Cheney, made-Brit 'Go-Commando'
Counseled-Custer, "Hey-there-Buster, sure-thing-this-'last-stand'-o'"
Worst-one? "Jews—hey-you-can't-lose, in-this-here-Promised-Land-o!"
Hums-lit-tle-witty-ditty, gaffes-in yer-eye!
Hums-bit-a-Chitty-Chitty, Spaffs in-yer-wry!
Now Mary's *here* at AIR to mess with Chuck G's-spot
She amputated foot-notes (made for tasty Turtle wok!)
She elevated Mr. Ones to the Genius Of The Day
Then jeered, "In Barry's ears I've salted scads more 'Screaming Jays'!"
Pesky pacing problems and the wretched rhymes that blight me
'Course are caused by Mary—now she 'Pops-in' nearly nightly!
Please don't vote me ones, though all these puns you'll deem unsightly...
Scary wrote this sh*t, then clicked submit— while shouting
BITE - ME !
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