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Song Parodies -> "Climbed Sal'mon's Fountain"

Original Song Title:

"Climb Every Mountain"

Original Performer:

Sound of Music

Parody Song Title:

"Climbed Sal'mon's Fountain"

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The Lyrics

Paris in jail... talk about the Hokey Pokey!
Climbed Sal’mon’s fountain*
On tape she (s)creamed
Hyped herself on Fox’s
Simple Life Extreme™

Blind reveries mountin’
Paris, it seems
Travels while she’s tipsy
Jail, her new regime
A blaze-orange jump-suit, can be ‘hot’ with cool shoes
Though clichés won’t compute, to bull-dykes with tattoos!
Time for head-countin’
Lock-up redeems?
Spawned a chain of Hiltons—
“Inn & Out” its theme!

* Boyfriend Rick Salomon, who ‘leaked’ their sex tape in 2003


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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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John Barry - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
A Hilton in the Graybar.
AFW - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever spoofing
Kristof Robertson - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Great stuff, TJC- short but perfectly comedically concise. 555
TJC - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks guys... appreciate the comments!
Lionel Mertens - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty funny. 5's
stuart mcarthur - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
exactly what Kristof said, TJC - I always know I'm in for a chuckle with you - great edge too - 555

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