Song Parodies -> Climbed Sal'mon's Fountain
| Original Song Title: | "Climb Every Mountain" |
| Original Performer: | Sound of Music |
| Parody Song Title: | "Climbed Sal'mon's Fountain" |
| Parody Written by: | TJC |
Paris in jail... talk about the Hokey Pokey!
Climbed Sal’mon’s fountain*
On tape she (s)creamed
Hyped herself on Fox’s
Simple Life Extreme™
Blind reveries mountin’
Paris, it seems
Travels while she’s tipsy
Jail, her new regime
~~~
A blaze-orange jump-suit, can be ‘hot’ with cool shoes
Though clichés won’t compute, to bull-dykes with tattoos!
~~~
Time for head-countin’
Lock-up redeems?
Spawned a chain of Hiltons—
“Inn & Out” its theme!
* Boyfriend Rick Salomon, who ‘leaked’ their sex tape in 2003
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On tape she (s)creamed
Hyped herself on Fox’s
Simple Life Extreme™
Blind reveries mountin’
Paris, it seems
Travels while she’s tipsy
Jail, her new regime
~~~
A blaze-orange jump-suit, can be ‘hot’ with cool shoes
Though clichés won’t compute, to bull-dykes with tattoos!
~~~
Time for head-countin’
Lock-up redeems?
Spawned a chain of Hiltons—
“Inn & Out” its theme!
* Boyfriend Rick Salomon, who ‘leaked’ their sex tape in 2003
~
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A Hilton in the Graybar.
Clever phrasing...top spoofing
Great stuff, TJC- short but perfectly comedically concise. 555
Thanks guys... appreciate the comments!
Pretty funny. 5's
exactly what Kristof said, TJC - I always know I'm in for a chuckle with you - great edge too - 555
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