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Song Parodies -> "Schwing Hutt"

Original Song Title:

"King Tut"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steve Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Schwing Hutt"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

It's good to be King!
[Schwing Hutt… Schwing Hutt]

Now when I was a young worm
I never thought I’d see
Lusty Lucas™ loons — go Jar-Jar o’er me!
[Schwing Hutt]
How’d I get so schwingy?
[Schwingy Hutt]
Carbonite’d ‘thingy’!
[Padmé and her drone’a —Won’t leave me alone’a!]
[Shwing Hutt]

Now since I saw - they’re hankering to see ‘em
I don my JABA ‘headgear’
And ply my nuts per diem!
[Schwing Hutt]
Fett went Charlie Sheen’y
[Sheen’y Hutt]
Or’e my Tattooweeney!
[R-2, Rey and Rhona’—beg for slug bologna]
[Schwing Hutt]

[Hutt… Hutt]
Boba I’ve beguiled!
[Hottie Hutt… Hutt]

The Sith Lord’s gettin’ riled!
[Hef’y Hutt… Hutt]
Stormy-troopers smile!
[Hunky Hutt… Hutt]
They’re Jabba Slug-o-philes
[Oooh, oooh]
I gave my life—to boor’ism

{* Han’s sax Solo *}

Golden showers!
Falkin’ Millenniums!
Quit Chew’in’ me!
[Oooh, oooh... Schwing Hutt]

Now, when they vie
For Yabba Jabba butt
This frickin’ freaky pharaoh
Gets sexted tons of Tuts
[Schwing Hutt]

Now Ewoks of each gender
[Schwing Hutt]
Beg for ‘Endor Benders'
[Dooku, Darth, Dimona—Supine, then’a prone’a]

[He's done Lando, Luke n’ Lona]
Now it’s *Leia* I'mma bone-a!
[Schwing Hutt]

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CML - May 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Now that I've figured this out, its actually pretty funny ... 555
TJC - May 19, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks, CML. It was clearly was one of the weirder one's I've submitted here!
CML - May 20, 2019 - Report this comment
What can I say, I've gotten my freak on a couple of times, too. I generally use other names so that my kiddoes will never know what Dad's capable of

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