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Song Parodies -> "I Get No Clicks Out Of Ewes!"

Original Song Title:

"I Get A Kick Out Of You!"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra / Cole Porter

Parody Song Title:

"I Get No Clicks Out Of Ewes!"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

Don't know the OS? Jazzy "I Get A Kick Out Of You" MIDI here ~ the MIDI works for the first 4 stanzas up to the interlude; the last four repeat the first four musically ... it was written with Sinatra's version in mind...Ewwwweeeeeuuuuu!
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I get no clicks—dumb domain!
Wham_bam_lamb_net™—I've no traffic as yet
So tell me why—should it be true
That I get no—
Clicks out of ewes?

Some like cow tip-ping—that's strange!
I'm sure that if—I saw ev-en one tip
'Twould be-hoove me to skip their site too
Yet, Bov-er™* gets
Clicks out of you!

~ bridge ~
I get so ticked every time
those lame sites get mobbed,
such as Lewd_Pee™
They get mad hits,
though it's clear to see,
That web-master-ly,
hits still elude me
~

Some lust for beasts—from the grange!
Force to watch louts—
Porking moist porcine snouts
I'd gag and then—hor-rif-ic-"lly spew
Yet, Score_Boar™ gets
Clicks out of you!

~ Muscular Enterlewd ~

Some "flock" with birds, they're insane!
I'd hurl on GIF's, showing ow-ls get stiffed—
Humped "hooters"—that's sick and taboo
Still—Fow'l_Ball™ gets
Clicks out of you!

No Google rank—where's my game?
I'm wondrin' if, I've gone "oar-less-in-skiff"
Now sav-ings gone—and mortgage due
Dude—I need a
Click out'ta you!

~ bridge ~
I get so ticked every time
those lame sites get mobbed,
like that Spooge_Spree™
They get mad hits,
though it's clear to see,
That web-master-ly,
hits still elude me
~

I get no clicks—that's my bane!
Don't some guys pine
for that "some-thing" ovine
That's so fluffy and fresh from the zoo?
But—
I get no—clicks!
No—
Not one darn—hit!
Wait—
There's my first—click!
D'oh—its ewe

~
*Bover™= "bovine over"

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alvin rhodes - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
inspired lunacy
Rick C - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Wacky, with tons o' puns! 555
The Charnstar - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! Awesome, totally awesome. 5-5-5
Rex - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Ewe can't get much better than this...555.
TJC - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to alvin, Rick, Charnstar and Rex... ewe guys are the best!
Meriadoc - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I wonder how many here just went and clicked on all those sites...? Seems like you really did your research! ;-D
Spoof-Man - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Great stuff as allways TJC!!

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