-> "I Get No Clicks Out Of Ewes!"
Original Song Title:
"I Get A Kick Out Of You!"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra / Cole Porter
Parody Song Title:
"I Get No Clicks Out Of Ewes!"
The Lyrics
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I get no clicks—dumb domain!
Wham_bam_lamb_net™—I've no traffic as yet
So tell me why—should it be true
That I get no—
Clicks out of ewes?
Some like cow tip-ping—that's strange!
I'm sure that if—I saw ev-en one tip
'Twould be-hoove me to skip their site too
Yet, Bov-er™* gets
Clicks out of you!
~ bridge ~
I get so ticked every time
those lame sites get mobbed,
such as Lewd_Pee™
They get mad hits,
though it's clear to see,
That web-master-ly,
hits still elude me
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Some lust for beasts—from the grange!
Force to watch louts—
Porking moist porcine snouts
I'd gag and then—hor-rif-ic-"lly spew
Yet, Score_Boar™ gets
Clicks out of you!
~ Muscular Enterlewd ~
Some "flock" with birds, they're insane!
I'd hurl on GIF's, showing ow-ls get stiffed—
Humped "hooters"—that's sick and taboo
Still—Fow'l_Ball™ gets
Clicks out of you!
No Google rank—where's my game?
I'm wondrin' if, I've gone "oar-less-in-skiff"
Now sav-ings gone—and mortgage due
Dude—I need a
Click out'ta you!
~ bridge ~
I get so ticked every time
those lame sites get mobbed,
like that Spooge_Spree™
They get mad hits,
though it's clear to see,
That web-master-ly,
hits still elude me
~
I get no clicks—that's my bane!
Don't some guys pine
for that "some-thing" ovine
That's so fluffy and fresh from the zoo?
But—
I get no—clicks!
No—
Not one darn—hit!
Wait—
There's my first—click!
D'oh—its ewe
~
*Bover™= "bovine over"
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