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Song Parodies -> "That'sa Sore A!"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore!"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"That'sa Sore A!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Though this song definitely has a beginning, really, its all about the ending...
When you're mooning some guy whose a black belt and spry
That'sa sore A !
Or your bidet implodes cause the main overloads
That'sa sore A !

When you tempt fickle fates, mixing Teflon with skates
That'sa sore A !
Or you let postal clerks know they're lazy bum jerks
That'sa sore A !

Diarrheal fit
Hurts you where you sit
In the porta pit
Sphincter's gonna quit
Its... annoying

Medicated tucks
Run a couple bucks
Sooth your anal flux
Isn't that the crux?
But... they're cloying

When your hemorrhoids enlarge, and your doctor takes charge
That'sa sore A !
With his endoscope bolder than Pepe Lepew when in heat

Then you bolt up in fear
'Cause its 'Doc' Richard Gere
For the survey
As you pale, gerbils hale, Chip n' Dale, nip by braille
That'sa sore A !

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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John Barry - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Laughed my A off. Skillful rhyming job, and the last verse is great.
Kristof Robertson - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
When you mix Dino and rectal humour, ya can't go wrong! This was great! 555
Joelle - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good!
M-Dawg - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
i liked that it was probably the most relatable parody! 5's
alvin rhodes - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
goofy, but good...5s
Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Goofy, yet GREAT! 5's
Meriadoc - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Goofy, yet surprisingly endearing... ;-D
TJC - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks so much folks! Subtlty (sp?) and spelling were never my fortes!

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