-> "New 'Pork', New 'Pork'!"
Original Song Title:
"New York, New York"
Parody Song Title:
"New 'Pork', New 'Pork'!"
The Lyrics
New 'Pork', New 'Pork'!
(by Paris Hilton)
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Blah, blah, blah-blah-blah…
Blah, blah, blah-blah-blah…
Bra, bra, bra, Nada, DUH!
Start bedding Tom Cruise
*while* mounting M.J.
I want to reek of 'super freak'—
New ‘pork’,
New ‘pork’
These shag-a-blonde screws
and frat boy buffets
Now bore me stiff - those uber-geeks—
Pru- dorks,
Pru- dorks!
I wanna three-way Dennis Rodman
with ‘big horn’ sheep
Then wake as Doctor Phil's slave –
‘Little Ho Peep’
These spittled on boobs
Are longing to play
Unslaked, this randy tart—like Brit—
Needs ‘pork’,
New ‘pork’!
I don’t do — lay-ssez faire
I’m more a — Miss Times Square!
I’ve schtupp’d the queue
Que ‘pork’,
New ‘pork’!
~ Bump n’ grind instrumental ~
(heavy on 'horn')
New pork,
New pork!
I want to shag a smallish city,
Hump ‘em in heaps—
And find I’m: 'kay, not a nun!
Swap of the tryst!
Kink of the thrill!
HEY – NOT – A – NUN!
I - used – to – re-fuse
the svelte and the fey–
But now I'll try new kinds of 'guys' -
Oooh! Bjork!
YOU… Bjork!
Then next I’ll { Boom, Tish! } ravish Cher,
And see what’s { Tish, Boom! } REALLY there!
It’s schtupp YOU, TOO
New ‘Pork’!
NEWWWW PORRRRRK!
Ewww! ‘Pork’!,
Ewww! ‘Pork’!
~ explosive horns ~
EWE ‘PORK’*?!!!
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