Song Parodies -> Dumb Hair, Over-Combed Mane, D'oh!

Original Song Title:	"Somewhere Over The Rainbow!"
Original Performer:	Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:	"Dumb Hair, Over-Combed Mane, D'oh!"
Parody Written by:	TJC

Don't know the OS? Over the top "Over the Rainbow" MIDI here ~ For The Donald, money can buy anything—almost...

[ Paul Mitchell Singers ]

Dumb hair—over-combed mane, D'oh!
Trump's that guy
Doo's are don'ts, it's absurd, love
Loads of moose he applies

Stunned hair—faux 'fur'-nished vain show
Try a buzz!
Hair re-gimes that are so extreme
Won't apply to fuzz

Some grey is fey upon a star
Think Taylor Hicks or hip-bizarre
Like Don King
Yours bobs and 'weaves' like Carrot Top's
Dorito™-blond won't win you props
That hair's a WRONG thing!

[ Trump ]

Chums swear, slathered Rogaine™ grows
Forelocks sweet
I'm ob-sessed; use it 'quad-strength'—
Rinse, slather, rinse, re-peat

Mun-dane hair—NEVER for this star
I crave coiffure fit for a czar—hot GEL set!
I'll loam my dome in high re-doubt
And crown Trump's Tower—hair shall sprout—
A Taj Ma-HEL-met!

Some flair! Chauffeurs, champagne, dough!
Feelin' spry!
I'm rich—don't want no tame fro
Hair Club For Men™ I'll buy

Now nappy, brittle new-hair wise
My pimped-out mane crows
Dyes, Blow-dries...
Mons-ized !

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alvin rhodes - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment

nearly as funny as donald's hair and that's saying something

Spoof-Man - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Not bad, Fun to sing along too!!

John Barry - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Trump hair opus is great, bro!

TJC - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Alvin- thanks, and in Trump's case its "hair today, mons tomorrow"! Spoof-Man- thanks, I think that over the top MIDI helps set the mood! John - many thanks and your Moby opus awfully tasty too!

AFW - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment

You're not fired...you're hired for this funny spoof

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Song Parodies -> Dumb Hair, Over-Combed Mane, D'oh!

"Somewhere Over The Rainbow!"

Judy Garland

"Dumb Hair, Over-Combed Mane, D'oh!"

TJC

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