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Sometimes it’s hard when proselytizin’
Pouring all one’s passion into ‘ham’
Then havin’ to beg—
“Please try with green eggs”
Seuss’s ‘yolk’s on ewe’—we’ve only lamb!

And if you try them—you will like them
With a mouse-in-house you’ll find them grand
So since you’ll love them
Stop sayin’ “Shove ‘em”
And that they smell like moldrin’ Spam™!

Canned Sam-I-Am!
Seuss said “Too few ‘Eggs’ sellin’”
Though through whole book I’m yellin’:
“EAT THEM, GODDAMN—you pinhead!”

Sam’s really canned?
I’d still be egging-on if
I acted more ‘Jean Claude Van Damme’
Tanned, bi, bored ham!

Planned Sam-I-Am…
Reveal this Seuss-y shocker:
“That Geisel’s no real ‘Doctor’ man”
‘Scammed by your s’ha-a-am’!”

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