Song Parodies -> Dumb Pair, Snakes and a Plane, Bro!
| Original Song Title: | "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" |
| Original Performer: | Judy Garland |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dumb Pair, Snakes and a Plane, Bro!" |
| Parody Written by: | TJC |
Don't know the OS? Over the Rainbow MIDI here ~ A lament, sung from the perspective of Acadamy Award Nominee, Samuel L. Jackson during filming of his latest, er, um... epic!
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Dumb pair—snakes and a plane, Bro!
Were they high?
That's the worst script I've heard of
Hope I can make it "fly"
Dumb scares—snackin' on Jane Does!
Snakes in heat
Most hang out back in coach 'cause
That's where there's snake-sized seats
While riders fly with writhing death
The vipers play skinny MacBeths with ve-nom!
And scream while serpents glide down aisles
[They work for "scale" and free "lair" miles]
This film's a le-mon!
Numb stares—plot on this plane blows!
Previews suck
I sure wish that they "planed" Crowe
Let HIM say Mother F__k!
Dumb "plane" flick may piss on my star
I wish I took a MoFo car, or scootered
When profits melt like ice on Dells
And agents shun me more than Mel
My Oscar's neutered!
Some swear I was insane, Bro
Guess that's so
'Cause there's lots fewer snake freaks
Now there's no Irwin show.
If crappy "Flyin' Snakies" dies
And down the drain goes
Why, oh why signed I?
Dumb pair—snakes and a plane, Bro!
Were they high?
That's the worst script I've heard of
Hope I can make it "fly"
Dumb scares—snackin' on Jane Does!
Snakes in heat
Most hang out back in coach 'cause
That's where there's snake-sized seats
While riders fly with writhing death
The vipers play skinny MacBeths with ve-nom!
And scream while serpents glide down aisles
[They work for "scale" and free "lair" miles]
This film's a le-mon!
Numb stares—plot on this plane blows!
Previews suck
I sure wish that they "planed" Crowe
Let HIM say Mother F__k!
Dumb "plane" flick may piss on my star
I wish I took a MoFo car, or scootered
When profits melt like ice on Dells
And agents shun me more than Mel
My Oscar's neutered!
Some swear I was insane, Bro
Guess that's so
'Cause there's lots fewer snake freaks
Now there's no Irwin show.
If crappy "Flyin' Snakies" dies
And down the drain goes
Why, oh why signed I?
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Laughed my ass off, dude. Best 'Over The Rainbow' since Rick Cormier's 'Bum Bare Under The Raincoat, which might be the best parody ever done to this song. This is awesome, TMGLTM.
as classic as the original....hissing with laughter here
To good for words!! Don't you just love it when you mach the Parodie with the origanal song word for word!! Me tooo!!! 666 for ya TJC !!!!
As solid a spoof, as the yellow brick road....Oz given you fives
Great matches to the OS, and putting the action on plane was inspired. A pot o' gold.
Thanks all! I'm going to see the actual movie tonight with my sons... hope I don't have to pen a "pardaction" (parody retraction)! Dee-thanks so much, that is indeed high praise and I agree with your assessment of Rick's classic. Alvin... thanks man, as long as it isn't "hiss-boo!". Spoof-Man- ya' I agree, it seems more satisfying if there is some vestige of the original to anchor it. AFW-thanks, and nice pun! John- thanks much, and I can't believe you actually submitted 5 (count `em, 5) winners today... you da' man (or more appropriately - da' "man-chine"?) !
Your parody has actually made me want to go out and see the movie now, TJC! Hilarious stuff, dude...mucho skill on display here. 555
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I am NOT tired of these MF'in "Snakes On a Plane" parodies on this MF'in website! I say keep those MFs comin'!
"Snake-sized seats"! LOL!
Thanks all! Kristof- ditto yours today....LOL funny! PMS- thanks! Michael- I don't know if I have anymore Snakes On a Plane parodies in me, but I've got one about Donald Trump's hair to the same Rainbow OS for tomorrow! Meriadoc- thanks! That one came from personal experience with a recent trip to Kauai on a 757 (the Cattle Car of the Sky)!
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