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Song Parodies -> "(The called me) 'Osama', Sir"

Original Song Title:

"The Wanderer"

Original Performer:

Dion and the Del Satins

Parody Song Title:

"(The called me) 'Osama', Sir"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics


Since we haven't found him yet, it *couldda* happened this way... (who do you think it was sneaking into Obama's state dinner?)
YouTube of Dion's OS: get 'clicky' here!
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Oh well, I'm the type of gal who can let her hair hang down
Who's six-foot-six in flats and loves to boogy on the town
I'd had enough of kooks-in-caves and hiding out in 'stan
So ditched it all—got sex-changed—and, well, POOF!, now here I am!!
They called me Osama, sir—
Now-- 'Mohamma Myrrh'—
Bin can't be— found — his 'hound' — got ground — more round — to 'mound'!

Well, I'm Gaga for the boys, and I let 'em have their way
And since I'm 're-equipped' down there—it's technic'ly not gay!
Bin Lauden played a bearded brute who ever wore the frown
I've swapped that ZZ-Topster vibe for D-cup strapless gowns
They called me 'Osama', sir—
Now 'Mohamma Myrrh' —
Bin can't be— found — his 'hound' — got ground — to 'mound' — let's pound!

[ flamboyantly Bedazzled™ bridge ]
Well now I 'phat-wa' - in - the- clubs
Where Apple- tinis - are - my - muse
And those damn burkas I now snub
'Cause they hide my brand new-five-inch spike-heeled Jimmy Choos!

I couldn't do Saddamy's 'spider-hole' thing in a well
So now I hang with Lohan n' think: "Infidels are swell!"
I sorta still 'do jihad'—but it's more the girlie type:
I lobbied 'hard' for health care—'twas my Mata Hari strike!
Gone is Osama, sir—
Now I'm 'Mohamma Myrrh'—
Bin can't be— found — his 'hound'— got ground — to 'mound' — let's pound!

~ instru'mental! ~

Well, I'm the kind of gal who now eschews those cleric rants
And traded in her sui' vest for see-thru harem pants
And now my beard's depila'd I ain't lookin' quite so rough
The only veil I need's the Vail I streak thru in the buff
They called me 'Osama', sir—
Now 'Mohamma Myrrh' —
Bin can't be— found — his 'hound' — got ground — to 'mound' — let's pound!

They called me 'Osama', sir—
So Bar Obama, sir—
Bin can't be— found — his 'hound' — got ground — to 'mound — let's pound!

They called me 'Osama', sir—
Up yo mamma, sir—
Bin can't be— found — his 'hound' — got ground — to 'mound' — let's pound!

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Old Man Ribber - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
He will be found! 5-5-5! ;D
Mark Scotti - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I agree. Move enough "ACORNS" around, and he should be found!!! LOL
Peter Andersson - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I found... a typo in the title... or was it a deliberate (deliberal?) cut off... anyway I'm caving in with fives...
John Barry - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Phantasmagorically, fatwa-shed-gore-chicks-for-thee funny!
UnKNOWNvotrix - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
oBama said there'd be Lays like this, There'd be Lays like this, oBama said ! !
TJC - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks all!
OMR--Gracias... perhaps you're Right?!
Mark-- LOL 'ACORNS'!
Peter--Thanks... great pun and, yeah, I'll fess up to the title typo...
John--Appreciate it... but Tranny Laudin can't hold a candle to your 'Golden Frocked Priapic Prelates' today!
UKV-trix--AKA, 'Babs', the Funny Girl!
Phil Nelson - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Fun parody. Only know the original from the snakelight commercial but knew enough. 5's
Ann Hammond - March 27, 2010 - Report this comment
he he
TJC - March 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks to Phil and Ann... I was hopin' I was the one you'd, er, bin laudin'!

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