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Song Parodies -> "Hello Cyber Paparazzi!"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"

Original Performer:

Alan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Cyber Paparazzi!"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics


You know Twitter's gone mainstream when right wing politicians *and* the Goth scene depend on it! [ YouTube version of OS ]
Hello Cyber Paparazzi!
~ sung by Goth Girl ~

What's up Cyber
Paparazzi?
*Really*? Tito
kamakazi'd!?!
Since I crave 'news'
sans compunctions
I've gone gaga for your blog: "Jackson 'Malfunctions'!"

We Goth 'net heads'
Love your Twitters
When celebs die
in their $hitters
'Cause, unlike those
TV newsies,
You'll Tweet pics of stars who've croaked in their jacuzzis!

Dark_Dirt_Dateline's™
'Scandal Swami'
Twit me: "Jolie's
surr'gate mommy
just arrived from
Argentina
where she swears she had 'that Gov'ner' archin' een 'er!"

I'll admit my
latest pleasure--
learning Malden's
thong was leather!
But did spit-take
On my Milton
from your Tweet: "Mays died while 'checked into' Ms. Hilton!"

Tor-rid pace!
Oh pretty please Twit
on my Face-
Book-- you're my 'Voltaire'
of Hot Dish
So please don't pull the plug
I'm hooked; and 'Gothip' is my drug!

Scrounge more scoop
Oh Rable-razzi!
"Puf-fy poops"
is news, not quasi--
in my view
you guys are awful--swell
Although, no doubt you'll rot in hell!

Tweet a'nudder
load a fodder!
Twit 'em weirder,
Twit 'em odder!!
'Cause this hopeless
Gothip junky
Needs to know why Prince adopted MJ's monkey!

Wait a minute...
You got famous?!
Went legit? You
Ignoramus!
Now you've left me
prayin' Rather
will go Goth and Tweet me 'Danny's_Bleakest_Blather'!

~

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Timmy1000 - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Good send up of famous people and Twitter and good OS to choose to do so.
John Barry - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Wonderful celebrity roast at 555 degrees.
Fiddlegirl - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Inspired!
Below Average Dave - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Paparazzi had to catch up with the times too?? I still think they'll stick mostly to hounding celebrities with cameras, but very well written, and funny idea to this one
TJC - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks JAB, FG and BAD--appreciate your V&C... now back to perfecting my simultaneous Twittering/3rd-finger gesticulating/latte-guzzling/smoking/fevered-gabbing--while driving Lombard Street maneuver--must keep up with the times!
Voltaire - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I may not agree with what you say, but thank God I don't have to read it on some pocket device. DK what twit thought up Twitter or the name itself, but as I always said, "Common sense is quite uncommon".

OTOH, she wore a glove. ... and there are a few celebs, and non-celeb femmes, who can sit their twit on my face whenever they like!
Sonia Sotomayor - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I show my commitment to Affirmative Action by awarding plaintiff 555. You write song bery good for white male.
DJ Blaze - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
WHAT THE HECK?! I had no clue Sotomayor spends time on AmIRight! Anyways, great parody. 555
AFW - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Top notch tune tack spoofing Twitter
Andy Primus - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job - especially liked MJ's monkey line
TJC - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Voltaire - You and Thomas are quite the Paine, but quite lovable (for a French essayist). Thanks for the 'uncomment'!
Sonia - Gracias Moospocka!
DJ - Thanks... nice one yourself today
AFW - Appreciate it... still amazes me you crank out 50 to my 1!
Andy - Thanks... me thinks Bubbles has big troubles!

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