Song Parodies -> Sunned Bare, Overdone Flamed Hose!

Original Song Title:	"Somewhere Over The Rainbow"
Original Performer:	Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:	"Sunned Bare, Overdone Flamed Hose!"
Parody Written by:	TJC

Don't know the OS? Over the Top Over the Rainbow MIDI here ~ Judy Garland sings a cautionary "tail"...

Sunned bare—overdone flamed hose!
Third degree!
Wish that I had abstained, D'oh!
It even hurts to pee!

Sun flared—U.V. 'A' maimed hose
Broiled shaft
I've learned that coco butter's
S.P.F.'s just one-half!

While lying nude I took a nap
With parabolic Reynold's wrap sur-roun-ding!
And woke up in some Dante's dream
My willie 'Wonka'd'—heard it scream
The pain's a-stoun-ding!

Numb where—sprayed Lanacaine™ flows!
Sunburns suck
Harsh rays, the nudist's bane, Bro
Next time I'll fold and tuck

My derm doc claims Earth's blazing star
Mutates au naturel cigars—cells grow clones
Where warty growths like nipples mound
And family jewels make crackling sounds
Damn holes in O-zone!

Sun wear—none was insane, Bro
I'll admit
From now on I'll be wearing
A mirrored oven mitt

Now Mr. Happy's not so spry
Looks dipped in Draino™!
Next Ju-ly?
Close fly!

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Spoof-Man - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment

you sure love this song don't you TJC?

AFW - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment

Highly hilarious! This is a real sun scream...favorite line: My willie 'Wonka'd'

alvin rhodes - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment

nothing screams summer like grilled hot dogs

PMS - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment

"Parabolic Reynolds wrap surrounding" I'd of given you 5's just for that, but "Willie Wonka'd" had me rolling of my chair.

TJC - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks all! Grin and bare it!

Red Ant - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment

I burn so easily I have wondered if one of my ancestors was a vampire or Mogwai. This was LOL funny, TJC. SPF (super parody factor) 555.

Meriadoc - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment

Alvin stole my line...but great parody and wonderful word play.

Stuart McArthur - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment

I too loved the Willy Wonka'd and the SPF-factored, and let me be the first to register the detection of a strong J.A.Barry-ness about this parody-style, TJC - excellent wordplay - 555

TJC - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Red Ant - thanks - we can revel in our pigmentopenia together with Conan O'brian. Meriadoc... thanks! Stuart - appreciate the comments, but I feel I grovel at the Graven Idol (Monday on Fox Network!) that is J.A.B.!

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Song Parodies -> Sunned Bare, Overdone Flamed Hose!

"Somewhere Over The Rainbow"

Judy Garland

"Sunned Bare, Overdone Flamed Hose!"

TJC

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