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Song Parodies -> "Rum Decanter Evening!"

Original Song Title:

"Some Enchanted Evening"

Original Performer:

Soundtrack from South Pacific

Parody Song Title:

"Rum Decanter Evening!"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

~ Bugs puts another one over on Fudd in this gut wrenching ditty. (MIDI HERE.) ~
Rum Decanter Evening!
(by Bugs Bunny & Elmer Fudd)

[Fudd]
Wum decanto evening
I dwank Bwue Hawaiians
Zombies got Bugs fwyin’
Accostin’, woud, n' fumed
We sure sucked down those
Mo-heet-fwickin’-o’s
Then chased Cuba Wibres
with Pink Fwamingo’s

Wum decanto evening
Wots a’ Mawiposas,
Midnight Wocomotas,
n’ Mai Tai’s we consumed
Our Wounge Wizard qwaffs—
Bac-awdi’d extwemes…
The ‘Bwaaaaas!!’ of my wetchings
Still wuin my dweams!

Who can wetain em?
Huwicanes’ll fw’y…
Fog Bwowers wet woose
Wain Man says—good bye!

[Bugs]
Bum recants his heaving!
Fudd, yer such a mar-oon!
What an ignoramus!
A lightweight toon’s buf-foon!
Colada K.O.'d
And Shanghai shell-shocked
You’re covered in vomit
Hey, *that’s* 'what’s up’ Doc!

My drinks were ‘virgin’
Yours—two hundred proof
Laughed at yer purgin’—
Wike my wooney spoof?

~

If this parody has driven you to drink, get beFudd’led along with me--here’s all those Rum concoctions (in song order):

Blue Hawaiian
• 1 oz Light Rum
• 1 oz Blue Curacao
• 2 oz Pineapple Juice
• 1 oz Cream of Coconut
• 1 cup Crushed Ice

Zombie
• 2 1/2 oz Light Rum
• 1 oz Jamaica Rum
• 1/2 oz 151-proof Rum
• 1/2 oz Apricot-flavored Brandy
• 1 oz Unsweetened Pineapple Juice
• Juice of 1 Lime
• Juice of 1 Small Orange
• 2 tsp Powdered Sugar
• 1 oz Passion Fruit Syrup
• Crushed Ice

Mojito
• 2 oz. Light Rum
• 1/2 Lime
• 1 Teaspoon Sugar
• Mint Leaves

Cuba Libre
• 2 oz. Dark Rum
• Cola
• Lime or Lemon wedge
• Ice

Pink Flamingo
• 1 1/2 oz Coconut Rum
• 1 oz Amaretto
• 3 oz Cranberry Juice
• 1 1/2 oz Pineapple Juice
• Ice

Mariposa
• 1 oz Light Rum
• 1/2 oz Brandy
• 1 tbsp Lemon Juice
• 1 oz Orange Juice
• 1 dash Grenadine
• Ice

Midnight Locomotive
• 1 1/2 oz Dark Rum
• 1/2 oz Cointreau
• 3/4 oz Lime Juice
• 1 splash Sour Mix
• Ice

Mai Tai
• 2 oz Light Rum
• 1 oz Triple Sec
• 1 tsp Powdered Sugar
• 1 tbsp Almond Syrup (Orgeat )
• 1 tbsp Grenadine
• 1 tbsp Lime Juice
• Crushed Ice

Lounge Lizard
• 1 oz Dark Rum
• 1/2 oz Amaretto
• Cola
• Ice

Hurricane
• 2 oz Dark Rum
• 2 oz Light Rum
• 1 tbsp Passion Fruit Syrup
• 2 oz apricot nectar
• 2 oz strawberry nectar
• 2 tsp grenadine
• 2 tsp Lime Juice
• Ice

Fog Blower
• 1 1/2 oz Light Rum
• 1/2 oz Brandy
• 1/2 oz Gin
• 1 1/2 oz Orange Juice
• 1/2 oz Lemon Juice
• 1 1/2 tsp Orgeat Syrup
• 1 oz Sweet Sherry
• Ice

Rain Man
• 1 1/4 oz 151-proof Rum
• 3/4 oz Melon Liqueur
• 4 oz Orange Juice
• Crushed Ice

Pina Colada
• 3 oz Light Rum
• 3 tbsp Coconut Milk
• 5 tbsp Crushed Pineapple
• 2 cubs Ice

Shanghai Cocktail
• 1 oz Jamaica Light Rum
• Juice of 1/4 Lemon
• 1 tsp Anisette
• 1/2 tsp Grenadine
• Ice

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alvin - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious....nice accenting....i'm a sucker for fudd & bugs parodies
Leo Keough - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Brought back fond memories of the days when I could afford to indulge my rum habit ...Will it ruin your concoctions if I substitute cheap vodka for rum?...555
Mark Scotti - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Gweat Wone, T.J. Wum is commin back in a biiig way! Love the title sub!!!
John Jenkins - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Very well done, TJC, particularly the "lightweight toon’s buf-foon" line.
Bun Bugsy - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Great answer to the question, "Eh, what's down(ed), Doc?" Faves: "Who can wetain em?" and "Bum recants his heaving!" (Q: you can repent your heaving, but is un-emesing actually possible? Yuk!) Recipe: 5oz Bacomedy Pun, 5oz Dandy, 5oz Eau de Laughe'.
TJC - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks guys... appreciate your v&c, and Ben--your mix sounds a recipe for dislaughter!

Ebda-ebda-ebda-ebda....That's All, Folks!
AFW - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Really good Elmer's spoof, here...have to keep a copy of those drink recipes

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