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Song Parodies -> "Super-Creepy-Make-'em-Sleepy-Comic-Conning-Cosby!"
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"
Original Performer:
Julie Andrews
Parody Song Title:
"Super-Creepy-Make-'em-Sleepy-Comic-Conning-Cosby!"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
Inspired by recent news that Cosby will have to testify in California court regarding an underage girl at the Playboy mansion decades ago.
I was fortunate to get someone with *actual talent* to sing it--accent and all--then plopped the track over the original movie clip. Here's the result: YouTube of this parody
He’s—
Super-creepy-make-‘em-sleepy-comic-conning Cosby!
Uber-douchey Roofie Man’s now famously faux-paws-y
Slipped ‘em Mickeys, got ‘em sticky, flauntin’ mucho laws, he’s
Super-creepy-make-‘em-sleepy-comic-conning Cosby!
Um diddle diddle, diddle um, diddle ay x4
Since pestilential predators may lurk ‘neath smiling face
I’ve sent along this warning song ‘bout just that sort of case—
Though you may think you’ve met some letchy louts with loads of nerve
They’re Mother ‘effing choir-boys compared to this here perv—
He’s—
Super-creepy-make-‘em-sleepy-comic-conning Cosby!
Loves to wine-n-dine and then to grind on all the squaws, he’s
Hidden nearly every hint he’s anti-Santa Claus’y
Super-creepy-make-‘em-sleepy-comic-conning Cosby!
Hum diddle itle itle hum diddle lie x 2
Bum diddle it’ll dribble Lord of the ‘Flies’ x 2
No leading lady-starlet-extra-actress-ingenue
Escaped Bill’s ‘doctored’ drinks or dodged his Huxtable ‘fondu’
It started in the ’60’s when with Jello shots and gall
He drugged Lucy and Ethyl and commenced to have a Ball
That—
Dude’s a creep, he ‘feraled’ Streep—did Sophie have a choice? No!
Paula Dean he Ketamine’d then kami-Cosby’d Waldo
Even bedded Mr. Ed with Lassie and Geraldo!
Founded Ashley Madison then leaked it for guffaws, D’Oh!
Hum diddle itle itle hum diddle lie
Bum diddle it’ll dribble Bum diddle aye
Now, you *can* say it backwards, which is ‘Soci'pathic-‘sogynistic-deviant-abuser’,
But that’s going a bit to far, don’t you think?
“Skindubitably!”
Now California’s court’s affirmed ol’ Bill must testify
O’re ‘minor’ indiscretions ‘tween that Playboy bunny’s thighs
It seems Bill’s met his Wadder-loo, and this is what he dreads:
[Spoken] I’m thinkin’: A jury full of Bobbitts armed by Glor-i-a Allred!
[Slapped, speaks:] Sorry dear, I mean Megyn Kelly [Wife smiles]
Those—
Armies of complainants light their torches nearly nightly
Marching on Bill’s castle for behavior most unsightly
“Kill that ‘Mons’-ter!”, cries the crowd, “A boorish, baneful, blight, he!”
“Pitchforks ho! We’re aiming low—
Fat Albert you can BITE ME!” <
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Super-creepy-make-‘em-sleepy-comic-conning Cosby!
Uber-douchey Roofie Man’s now famously faux-paws-y
Slipped ‘em Mickeys, got ‘em sticky, flauntin’ mucho laws, he’s
Super-creepy-make-‘em-sleepy-comic-conning Cosby!
Um diddle diddle, diddle um, diddle ay x4
Since pestilential predators may lurk ‘neath smiling face
I’ve sent along this warning song ‘bout just that sort of case—
Though you may think you’ve met some letchy louts with loads of nerve
They’re Mother ‘effing choir-boys compared to this here perv—
He’s—
Super-creepy-make-‘em-sleepy-comic-conning Cosby!
Loves to wine-n-dine and then to grind on all the squaws, he’s
Hidden nearly every hint he’s anti-Santa Claus’y
Super-creepy-make-‘em-sleepy-comic-conning Cosby!
Hum diddle itle itle hum diddle lie x 2
Bum diddle it’ll dribble Lord of the ‘Flies’ x 2
No leading lady-starlet-extra-actress-ingenue
Escaped Bill’s ‘doctored’ drinks or dodged his Huxtable ‘fondu’
It started in the ’60’s when with Jello shots and gall
He drugged Lucy and Ethyl and commenced to have a Ball
That—
Dude’s a creep, he ‘feraled’ Streep—did Sophie have a choice? No!
Paula Dean he Ketamine’d then kami-Cosby’d Waldo
Even bedded Mr. Ed with Lassie and Geraldo!
Founded Ashley Madison then leaked it for guffaws, D’Oh!
Hum diddle itle itle hum diddle lie
Bum diddle it’ll dribble Bum diddle aye
Now, you *can* say it backwards, which is ‘Soci'pathic-‘sogynistic-deviant-abuser’,
But that’s going a bit to far, don’t you think?
“Skindubitably!”
Now California’s court’s affirmed ol’ Bill must testify
O’re ‘minor’ indiscretions ‘tween that Playboy bunny’s thighs
It seems Bill’s met his Wadder-loo, and this is what he dreads:
[Spoken] I’m thinkin’: A jury full of Bobbitts armed by Glor-i-a Allred!
[Slapped, speaks:] Sorry dear, I mean Megyn Kelly [Wife smiles]
Those—
Armies of complainants light their torches nearly nightly
Marching on Bill’s castle for behavior most unsightly
“Kill that ‘Mons’-ter!”, cries the crowd, “A boorish, baneful, blight, he!”
“Pitchforks ho! We’re aiming low—
Fat Albert you can BITE ME!” <
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I LOL'd throughout while reading your lyrics, especially at the "have a Ball" line! Then I was completely blown away after clicking on the link and watching the video!! That production deserves to go viral!!! (Security Code was 4X3, but it should have been 5^5!!!!!
LMFAO at this whole parody and even more so at the song xD All 5s!
Thanks so much Leough and Annie! It really is fun to write some drivel then have a pro bring it to life! (Naturally, I'll be keeping my day job.)
You're welcome :D I hope you continue writing parodies!
Frickin hilarious! Awesome job tying in with all the celebrities. As an Allred I especially like the slam on Gloria. No relation thank God!
Thanks Annie and Rob! Appreciate the encouragement. And, of course, could there be an easier target?
I wonder if they serve Jello Pudding in prison? 555!
Wow!!! Great parody and video. 5's are not enough for this one.
Rob - Ha! I'm sure he'll get 'Pop™ped' one way or another
Timmy1000 - Thanks, man! Kind of you to say.
Timmy1000 - Thanks, man! Kind of you to say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO86Hvr0f8M 5's
Janis Ian, folk singer and song writer (Society's Child), showed up, at the age of 17, with her lady chaperone to do a taping of the Smothers Brothers Show. Exhausted, she laid her head in the chaperone's lap. Young Cosby was present and proceeded to alert TV execs to ban her because she was, to him, obviously a lesbian. The man is evil in many ways. I loved him as a young stand-up, telling his childhood tales of Philly. When he became a Huxtable, he lost me. Wm. H. Buckley correctly called the characterization "a cultural rip-off." And then his honorary doctorate speeches proclaiming that education is all about getting the skills to put bread on the table! But you get 5s for nailing him and for all-around excellence in the art of parody.
Put this one into the Amiright Hall Of Fame. Masterfully done TJC, thanks for the laffs!
We should resurrect the old SOTM award.. We could start by making this the SOTM for October, 2015
Dismayed by this case, every time I hear of it. Awesome parody-video! We should have a rating for video-links. (5+++).
Jonathan, Al, Agrim', Callme' and Doc: Thanks all for the comments and votes! I'd originally written it as an interplay between Cosby [playing the 'Dick' (Van Dyke) role] and Julie, but getting an additional male to sing it then learning to/accomplishing a video motion tracked Cosby head over Van Dyke's head would have tripled the effort. Millennials, OTOH, could probably crank it out in 20 minutes...on their phones! Thanks again!
TJC, I'm afraid I didn't say enough in my previous comment. I should add that I give you no credit at all for your obvious writing talent and imagination; those are innate and you were simply born lucky. Your style is different from mine; for want of a better word, it's more "ornate." No matter: I enjoy your style. Most of all, I appreciate the care, the attention to detail, the expenditure of time, your erudition, and your desire to entertain. By the way, I watched the video several times in order for this old brain to keep up with both the text and the performers. The "Julie Andrews" pro is remarkable.
Really appreciate your kind and considerate comments, Al. As an experiment, I found it *much* more satisfying having someone breath life into the dry text! I'm not quite so binary as you about the 'innate' nature of our writing abilities, though I suspect genetics does play at least as large a role as early development/milieu and conscious effort/training/practice. With all our efforts on this site over the years, I'd hope that 'nurturing' has *somewhat* bolstered our 'nature', or at a minimum, not actively hindered it! Regarding, the singer, yeah, she's awesome, actually getting it in just two takes. She preferred to remain anonymous, either due to the controversial nature of the subject, or more likely, to the dubious reputation of the lyricist!
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