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Song Parodies -> "Itch Doctor"

Original Song Title:

"Witch Doctor"

Original Performer:

Alvin and The Chipmunks with David Seville

Parody Song Title:

"Itch Doctor"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics


I've been itchin' to do this tune!

YouTube link to original 60's version HERE.
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I am the Bitch Rocker who slept with Mötley Crüe
I am the Kitsch Stalker who boinked other bands too
Went to the Itch Doctor for something that would soothe
'Cause I've got—
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting 'thang'
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting 'thang'
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Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting 'thang'
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting 'thang'

I told the Itch Doctor that I was overdue
I told the Itch Doctor the father's from U2
But then that Itch Doctor said, "DNA's a stew!"
Baby's from—
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting wang
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting wang
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Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting wang
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting wang

I've been sleeping 'round with bands from Wham to Alice Cooper
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
Back then I'd do ' bout any 'lead' when high or in a stupor
But now this 'Pat'* suit's made me one rich tart!

I am the Bitch Rocker who all those bands did sue
I am the Bitch Rocker who bankrupt Mötley Crüe
Hey Joe—you rich 'Cocker'—I'm gunnin' next for you!
Baby's named—
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting Chang
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting Chang
Baby's name's—
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting Chang
Foo-Queen, Who-Gaga, Wings-banged, Abba-Zappa-Sting Chang

* Paternity suit

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Patrick - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny chorus. That song is tough to work with and you made all those band names fit.
John Barry - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm itching with laughter.
AFW - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Extra credit for dusting off this old chestnut...looks like no easy task...very funny subbing
Christie Marie M - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Oooh to the eee to the ohh ahh ahh. To the ting to the tang walla walla bing bing! I also love the new movie version to the OS as well! Very well executed satire you wrote! Itchin' ta give ya 5's!
Guy - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
TJC - Talk about a son of an itch - this be it literally. Very original and very unique and done to a song that is in itself a parody of sorts and that just makes it double funny. This dea is so obvious, surprised no one until you thought of doing it. You get 5's just for thinking up the concept.
Fiddlegirl - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Talk about needing an ocean of calamine lotion! Giggles and grins for this tale of your gregarious, groping groupie! ;)
Timmy1000 - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Always loved this stupid OS and I think your parody is much better; well done.
TJC - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all! Now if you'll pardon me... I've got to pop some more Benadryl and get those scrapings sent off to the lab...
Andy Primus - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Especially liked the Hey Joe (gunnin') line.
Unlikely *she* boinked Wham (well, certainly not George Michael anyway)
TJC - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Andy... but maybe for one nanosecond in time, he turned 'Bi'!' I guess you could say the same about the 'Gaga', er, 'insertion'... but who really knows what/who's behind those wacky masks!
Tommy Turtle - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
You had me at the first line! Uber-imaginative concept, and as AP said, great use of the fortuitously-named Cocker! As Fred Flintstone would shout, "ABBA, ABBA-Do!" .... hey, how come alvin hasn't commented yet? lol.

Looks like this baby has 555 chromosomes vs. the usual 46. Congrats on this whee-yocks-ied-ribald-nookie-ick ass-id of a pairo'd(na)y!
EmiLoca - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Ha, I definitely wasn't expecting this from the title alone. Very funny and original, nice plugging of random bands, and fantastic chorus sub!
Ann Hammond - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
itchy
TJC - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you Emi and Ann... it's always been one of my favorite novelty songs... fun to sing along to when you've got access to a bunch of helium balloons!
Old Man Ribber - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job. I'm always a sucker for a good Ross Bagdasarian song! ;D
TJC - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks TT... sorry, missed you first time 'round: I see the master of the tongue tie'r comes through again in fine fashion... and LOL ABBA, ABBA-Do!

Thanks OMR... and I guess I should'a credited Ross, though his alias, 'Seville', definitely rolls off the tongue a mite easier!
WickedWitch-0-West - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . like this ole witchy tune, sir !

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