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Song Parodies -> "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Trump's Mess"

Original Song Title:

"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby / Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Trump's Mess"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's not even January yet things are already looking a tad dicey in Trumplandia!
I was fortunate enough to have Reevesman from AirGigs sing this one: Sung version on YouTube

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trump’s mess
Ev’rywhere you go,
Take a look at his brand new team
It’s straight outta Munch’s ‘Scream’
A Bannon, Pence and Flynn and Reince tableau!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trump’s mess
Mobs are lynching Gore!
But the scariest sight you’ll see
Is the skin-headed Christie
Knocking down your door.

Donald’ll shut the VA, and then gut EPA
And leave slav’ry up to the states
Build a big wall and dePORT all who call
for a RE-count of his manDATE
And Hillary will have to wait ’til twenty twenty-eight!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trump’s mess
Bernie’s gonna blow!
So when Kellyanne talks pogrom
And Hannity mocks Islam
It’s ‘cause Fox and all those Kochs now run the show!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trump’s mess
Since this Twitter fan
Loves to tweet-off beneath silk sheets
From his golden penthouse suite
To the com-mon man

He’s gonna triple our debt, and then grab a brunette
While he waterboards all of his foes,
Rig The Supreme—he’ll install Paula Deen
But his taxes, never disclose
And then he’ll ban that ‘stupid book’, ‘The Emp’ror Has No Clothes’!

We’re beginning to fear this ghastly Trump mess
It’s Orwell-i-an!
‘Cause the fat lady’s sure to sing
When The Donald nukes Beijing
To-make-us ‘GREAT A - GAIN’!


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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Jonathan - December 06, 2016 - Report this comment
545, for an actually funny parody from the other side of the spectrum. however, Trump DID just save several hundred American jobs with his Carrier deal. just sayin'...
TJC - December 06, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jonathan. I'm relatively apolitical---I've actually got several Hillary parodies on the site from days of yore---but find Trump's tweets and narcissistic antics irresistible parodical fodder!
Patrick - December 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Wonderfully written. Truly funny,too. Surprised you didn't get more commentary. "The fat lady's sure to sing/When the Donald nukes Beijing" is an especially good line.
TJC - December 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks, Patrick. Appreciate it!
Phil Alexander - December 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Superb :-)
TJC - December 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil!
Fiddlegirl - February 16, 2017 - Report this comment
TJC: What a great parody to come back to. I've been missing the fun! As you say, such "times as try men's souls" also offer ample material for satire-- and laughter is always a good medicine in any case. Look forward to reading more!
TJC - March 25, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks FG---appreciate it and agree with your sentiments. PS: I still think of TT quite often...
Nancy - December 23, 2019 - Report this comment
Really funny! I like the line about Hillary having to wait til 2028.

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