Song Parodies -> Tune Shiv'er

Original Song Title:	"Moon River"
Original Performer:	Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:	"Tune Shiv'er"
Parody Written by:	TJC

To the occasionally unsung (heh!) AIR pros--you know who you are--for all your Ginzu-sharp intellects, keen-o senses of humor and extra-pointy points of view, This Dud's For You®!

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Tune shiv'ers*,
slicin' songs in style
You're dicin' 'em with guile
of Hyde
You tune slashers,
Lampoon lashers,
Ewe've made farmin' theme songs
obscene, wrong n' snide!

Tune Hipsters,
satirizin' churl
There's such a lot of churl--
Whoopee!
Entendres abound--
Some berate,
Most de-crap-itate
Pudden-heads of state,
Tune shiv'ers,
are thee

Tune Shiv'ers,
wi-den-ing a smile
De-riding louts with bile
n' brains
Your shanks shover
Through prank 'covers'
Whatever you're writing's
indicting what's lame!

'Lieu' grifters,
blithely scythin' scum
Knave-isceratin' bums
with glee
Keen wits cleave le bane,
Slyly penned
Coup-de-schwa's portend
A chuckle-kari end,
Tune shiv'ers
are thee

~

* shovers of shivs

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Grindstone - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment

'Scuse me while I go sharpen some of my shivs again.

Shiv-er - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment

As seen with that no-talent crybaby Pacholek!

Leo Keough - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment

I'll give you 555's for the punmanship alone!!

Andy Primus - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Good one - I'll give you 555's as well

Below Average Dave - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Damn tough song to rhyme, brilliant turning of a tough tough song to parody. 5s pend/portend/end was fantastic

TJC - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks guys... its you all who really put the 'shiv' in 'shivtastic'!

John Barry - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Shiv-er me timbers!

alvin - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment

great job....lol...glad ya took a stab at it

TJC - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks John & Alvin... you guys are way more stealthy n' deadly shiv'ers than any of those Sopranos wimps!

Tommy Turtle - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Waaay TMGLTM, but esp. liked:

Ewe've made farmin' theme songs obscene, wrong n' snide! ......... and

Pudden-heads of state

Outstanding, top-notch tribute.... to yourself :) :) :)

TJC - April 09, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks TT... way tewe kind, kind sir... I'm just glad yer super sharp shivs aren't pointed... My Way!

Frank Sinatra - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment

You makin' fun a' me 'n my big hit song? One word to my Godfather, and you'll be sleepin' wid da fishes like me!

TJC - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment

Sorry Frank... have a stein and chill!

Frank Sinatra - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Oh, *I* get it... Frank -- stein... ok, it only took me a few days, I sing good, nobody ever said I was a rocket scientist, ya know? ok, we're cool... it's free publicity for my albums, I guess, an' Nancy needs da royalties. Yer alright, Mr. C.

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Song Parodies -> Tune Shiv'er

"Moon River"

Andy Williams

"Tune Shiv'er"

TJC

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