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Song Parodies -> "Ivanoff Stole Your Pants!"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ivanoff Stole Your Pants!"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics


~ ~ ~ Ivana apologize in advance... ~ ~ ~
~

Its me-e-ee -- from the laundry...
--Ivana who folds pants--
And I've -- got thees quand'ry...
IVANoff stole your pants!

IVANoff stole your pa-a-a-a-ants
Then chunneled off to France!

It seems he loves those ass-less chappies
--red dyed
And while he pressed yours something *snapped*
deep inside --
he got ride --
'Nice' Cannes eyed!

Now meester -- don't be angry...
No scream-y, pleeese no rants!
But meester, *one* more someteeng
Iguana holed your pants!

My 'guana holed your pa-a-a-a-ants...
'een part that cover glans!

I theenk that leather made heem snappy
--your fly
'eef worn --I theenk that 'Meester Happy'
he can't hide --
he can't hide --
be outside!

No trousers, you 'een quand'ry
And I just got sheeet canned
Now I -- don't do laundry
(No longer folding pants)

So thought I'd take a cha-a-a-a-a-a-ance
So working pole at 'Prance'!
I zipper stripper DA-A-A-A-A-A-ANCE!!

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alvin - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
wonderfully goofy title switch
Mark Scotti - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Goes well with my "cans" parody form a few days ago. Snatching you foves...
Lap Dancer - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
This one was worth five laps! "chunneled-France" among many probing subs. This knee-slapper: awe to me! Boris and Natasha might find it cruel, but IMHO, it blared out humor totally benign. Ivana give you 555, and a "dry clean" bill of health, including all glans. Hope Ivana reports that she's on the best possible path :)
John Barry - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice wordplay.
AFW - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Unique and creative...
Below Average Dave - May 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Well that was very unique Mark, very different. . .5s. . .the security code is gas, slight chuckle:)
Below Average Dave - May 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Wait your name is NOT Mark. . .I don't know your actual name, I don't know why I thought I did, TJC, sorry about that.
PMS - May 23, 2009 - Report this comment
555. This leaves me panting for more
TJC - May 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Ivana personally thank you all for votes and comments! And LapDancer, uber-dankas for your kind entendres a la e'special use of inseam knowledge!

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