-> "I Am Sexting, Showing Off 'Seven-Thing'"
Original Song Title:
"(I am) Sixteen Going On Seventeen"
Parody Song Title:
"I Am Sexting, Showing Off 'Seven-Thing'"
The Lyrics
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[BRETT FAVRE]
You wait, little girl
Though of legal age
For fate to send an e-mail
You’re bait, little girl
Like a Foley* page
Now men are sending ‘see-mail’
[JENN STERGER]
That's - see – male
[FAVRE]
I am sexting, showing off ‘seven-thing’
Baby, this ‘Jet’s’ for you
Better beware
Ex-Viking’s are share-full
Won’t you stop screaming, ‘Ewww!’?
I am sexting, showing off 'ding-a-ling'
Close-up for peer review
Eager am I
To post ‘upper thigh’
It comes with its own au jus!
Totally unashamed am I
Dis-grace is hurled, and then --
Livid, oh my! --- I bared to you
My thing on CNN
You need someone
Older and Heiser’
Telling you what to do
You're a nubile thing, lacking wedding ring
I’m near forty-two
[JENN]
I am sick: screen glowing with Favre, obscene
You know that I am peeved
"Hello", he'll tweet™, this Packer of meat
Hopes: willing, me: show my beave
Hide your wick-scene; won't someone intervene?
Incident: Bad taste, shows
Glandular bandies
Think they're "man-candies"
Slut, am I? Why expose?
Scrotally-bum affair, but why?
De-base a girl therein
Zip it! Good-bye! Don't share again --
--"Love thing" J-Pegs with Jenn!
Can’t stand someone
Older with ‘riser’
Tempting for me to sue-ewww!
Please stop sexting: Going out lawy’ring
I’ll sub-poenas you!
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