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Song Parodies -> "I Am Sexting, Showing Off 'Seven-Thing'"

Original Song Title:

"(I am) Sixteen Going On Seventeen"

Original Performer:

The Sound Of Music

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Sexting, Showing Off 'Seven-Thing'"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This writer's tribute to Tommy Turtle last Thursday, Feb. 4, wasn't just puffery. I wanted to get this parody in Sunday night for today, while football and Favre's possible return next season were still hot topics. After 2 hours of working on it, it was about 2/3 done. Sent it to The Turtle-burrow with a cry for help, and the alien being finishes it off in 45 minutes or so... See? SEE? He is *not* of this planet!
(Note: If the line's extra-clever, TT wrote it!)
You wait, little girl
Though of legal age
For fate to send an e-mail

You’re bait, little girl
Like a Foley* page
Now men are sending ‘see-mail’

That's - see – male

I am sexting, showing off ‘seven-thing’
Baby, this ‘Jet’s’ for you
Better beware
Ex-Viking’s are share-full
Won’t you stop screaming, ‘Ewww!’?

I am sexting, showing off 'ding-a-ling'
Close-up for peer review
Eager am I
To post ‘upper thigh’
It comes with its own au jus!

Totally unashamed am I
Dis-grace is hurled, and then --
Livid, oh my! --- I bared to you
My thing on CNN

You need someone
Older and Heiser’
Telling you what to do
You're a nubile thing, lacking wedding ring
I’m near forty-two

I am sick: screen glowing with Favre, obscene
You know that I am peeved
"Hello", he'll tweet™, this Packer of meat
Hopes: willing, me: show my beave

Hide your wick-scene; won't someone intervene?
Incident: Bad taste, shows
Glandular bandies
Think they're "man-candies"
Slut, am I? Why expose?

Scrotally-bum affair, but why?
De-base a girl therein
Zip it! Good-bye! Don't share again --
--"Love thing" J-Pegs with Jenn!

Can’t stand someone
Older with ‘riser’
Tempting for me to sue-ewww!
Please stop sexting: Going out lawy’ring
I’ll sub-poenas you!

* Mark Foley - Former 'member' of the House of Representatives, caught up in a scandal with same-sex pages.

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Old Man Ribber - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
TJC - Don't sell yourself short, as many of those extra-clever lines are pure TJC (no disrespecTT intended). Devastatingly funny as a late hit. Believe it or not, the original Rolf in TSOM on Broadway (therefore the boy who introduced this song) was Jon Voight! ;D
TJC - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks OMR. Much appreciated. And, so that's where Voight got his Jolies?
TJC addendum - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh, and BTW--not to give him any ideas, but just think what TT might do with an entire day? The whole friggin' musical?
Favre-fan Fiddlegirl - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I've known for years that there weren't many QB's who could make a pass like Favre, but imagine my sorrow and chagrin to find out the extent of it all... Nevertheless, this parody "Packs" a punch! A few fave lines: "Older and Heiser' ", and the "au jus" (shocked, appalled, blushing, etc., but L-ingOL just the same!) 555 :)
Below Average Dave - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I must have missed that news story. . .woah
Ghost Ryder - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
My Favre of the day, but then, I might not be tottally impartial... ;) ... and ditto OMR, who was right as usual.

@ OMR: DK that; thanks for the trivia. Had lunch with Voight once (on a movie set) .. very nice guy. Story is recounted elsewhere among these 70,000 songs, so no plugging, Gotten far too many plugs already today. ;-D @

@ TJC @ OMR: LOL (enough alphabet soup, already! ;) , but not sure that's where she was conceived... more trivia: AJ (Jolie, not Hawk) estranged from Dad, due to latter side-piecing on Mom. Explains a lot of her craziness!
TT @ FG - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
You're never going to believe this, but the "shocked, appalled, blushing, etc." phrase was in TJC's very first draft. (I'm innocent! I'm innocent! *He* corrupted *me*! ;)

... and he was considering "geyser" for "riser", until the paragon of good TasTe (pauses while raucous laughter dies down, people recover from fainting, cardiac arrest, etc.) suggested to stay with "riser". ;-D ... yep, the intro was inaccurate. Many great lines from Mr. C.
Daparodysong - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
really funny !
TJC - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Unlimited MMS n' uncapped data'esque thanks out to FG (Thank you, ma'lady---jus deux me great honor!), BAD (overshadowed by his pseudo(?)-retirement, me thinks), and Daparodysong!
And Ghost Rhyder--what a Cage'y Nick! Muchas gracias por all that ewe jus and the way that ewe jus eet!

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