Song Parodies -> Oh What A Beautiful Warming!
| Original Song Title: | "Oh What A Beautiful Morning!" |
| Original Performer: | Rodgers & Hammerstein |
| Parody Song Title: | "Oh What A Beautiful Warming!" |
| Parody Written by: | TJC |
What if 'McPalin' were to somehow pull out the win, and then John keel over shortly thereafter leaving Sarah free to enact her wildest fantasies for the next 8 years? Just how far would she go to ensure a comfortable retirement... hmmmm? ~ YouTube link to Hugh Jackman's version ~
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Oh What A Beautiful Warming!
by Sarah Palin (singing in 2016)
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There's a heat wave that’s braizin' the meadow
A repeat wave keeps razin’ the meadow
The corn is so dry seems that March means July
And the only shade out there's when locusts swarm by!
Oh what a beautiful warming
Oh, what a hot one today!
I'm that gal John picked as Vee Pee
We won--then he croaked next day!
Now I'm Lady Bird minus her Johnson
[ Think more 'Shady Byrd Imus-like johnson' ]
My coal plants shanghai’d all the ozone outside
And now glaciers have melted—it’s always high tide!
Oh what a beautiful warming
Oh what a hot one today!
I've had these warm fuzzy feelings
Since I shut down E.P.A.!
Now my second term's come to an ending
Though my master plan’s still climate bending
The rest of the country can curl up and die
'Cause I'm goin' to retire back in Nome with blue skies!
Oh what a beautiful warming
'laska's not dreary or gray
I’ve changed its climate to Maui's
While you chumps sweltered away-ay
Guess I’ll go surf Prudhoe Bay!
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Oh What A Beautiful Warming!
by Sarah Palin (singing in 2016)
~
There's a heat wave that’s braizin' the meadow
A repeat wave keeps razin’ the meadow
The corn is so dry seems that March means July
And the only shade out there's when locusts swarm by!
Oh what a beautiful warming
Oh, what a hot one today!
I'm that gal John picked as Vee Pee
We won--then he croaked next day!
Now I'm Lady Bird minus her Johnson
[ Think more 'Shady Byrd Imus-like johnson' ]
My coal plants shanghai’d all the ozone outside
And now glaciers have melted—it’s always high tide!
Oh what a beautiful warming
Oh what a hot one today!
I've had these warm fuzzy feelings
Since I shut down E.P.A.!
Now my second term's come to an ending
Though my master plan’s still climate bending
The rest of the country can curl up and die
'Cause I'm goin' to retire back in Nome with blue skies!
Oh what a beautiful warming
'laska's not dreary or gray
I’ve changed its climate to Maui's
While you chumps sweltered away-ay
Guess I’ll go surf Prudhoe Bay!
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especially liked the lady bird line
Let's go surfin' now/Glacial ice has had a cow [as in glaciers "calving"]/Come on, let's surf the Arctic sea.
Couldn't find the vote box for "factual", but we know it doesn't count here anyway :). Clever concept, and "minus her Johnson" was tee-hee ROFLMAO! 555 -- and I am SO glad we fixed that global cooling which, during the 1970s, NASA warned us would turn Florida into a snow-ski resort within a few decades. (serious)
Very funny line switches and great pacing
Thanks all for V/C... we can only hope my bristal balls are as prescient as Nostradumbass...
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