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Song Parodies -> "Set It Free"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Set It Free"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

I hereby tender this gender-bender contender in hopes I don't offend yer...
When I find myself nude, re-en-acting
Python skits trans-gender-ly
Time for re-assignment—
Full Monty

And if I’m crooning My Fair Lady
As Eliza to a tea
Time for re-assignment—
Lover’ly

Set 'it’ free, have M.D.s
Yank your useless trinity
Heredity’s cocked-up so
Set 'it’ free

And all us broken-parted people
Living, wanks tucked ‘tween our cheeks—
Pray for that fine day we’re
Amputees

And though I sense my inner-Donny’s
Longing to re-lease Marie
Can’t buy Osmond-esque fer-
til-i-ty

Set 'it’ free, male debris
Change your name to—Ms. Cheney?
Re-assign your ‘seating’
Set 'it’ free

Set 'it’ free, you might be
Estee Lauder’s new emcee
Liber’ate your 'achi’
Set 'it’ free

~ Musical Interlude ~

Set 'it’ free, Bobbit-ly!
No more standing up to pee
Next time I’ll be voting
'Absentee’

Now as with Michael’s Catherine Zeta
'All that Jizz’ is be-hind me!
Fired my “'tween-the-th-IMUS”
Set 'it’ free

And now I’ve been filleted and hollowed
Went from woe to womanly
Tube steaks’s on the barbie
Great with brie!

Set 'it’ free, let 'wood-y’
Bob in formalin to see;
Girl’s best ever con-ver-
sa-tion 'piece’

Feelin’ free, flaunting 'D’s
In Gucci, oh, strap-lessly
Should I get one pierced or—
Let tit be?


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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Matthias - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
It was a bit longer than the OS, but it was good so I let it be.
Rex - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
555 Ouches.
alvin - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
surreal imagery here
TJC - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks all, appreciate the comments. And Matthias, I think it is the correct length, although this parody is decidedly all about the foreshortened!
Kristof Robertson - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC: you're rapidly becoming one of my fave authors on this site. This was magnificent- machine-gun punning and wordplay, and liberal doses of ROFLMAO. 555++
Phil Alexander - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
What Kristof said... or even (he writes, hoping line breaks will work):
TJC, for t'is he ..
Let it be parody ..
Typed in words of wisdom ..
Tee hee hee
Ann Hammond - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
2Eagle - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
John and Yoko might have liked it.
Below Average Dave - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Favorite Line "Change your name to Ms Cheney" Too funny not to comment on this one. You really made a great parody here. I mean I say that because nailing a parody that isn't a snore of this particular song (as it has been done a number of times) is near impossible. Not only did you do it, but you touched a 'touchy' subject, and did it without being offensive. Bravo TJC
McKludge - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't think I've seen this many double-entendre's in a parody in a while. Nice work!

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