Cheney, Dick
He assured us war'd be over "quick":
In "a day, a week, a month, no trick"
And we believe
Him, Cheney, Dick

Suffer, we:
War has lasted for a year or three
Tell me, will my son come back to me?
Dick us deceived
Egregiously

Why... we.... must invade?
Cheney, staid: "Dubya-M-Ds" --
Bust!... Raid.... proved all wrong;
Lasting long:
Hos-til-i-ties!

Cheney, Dick
Told us, "Saddam? Be no sweat to lick"
"Then we'll reconstruct this oi-l slick
"And we'll receive
"Bucks, bundles thick"

Why... we... had to go?
(Trumpets blow) "Pa-tri-ot-ic"
No... "de... moc-ra-cy"
Just hypo-
-crisy from Dick!

Cheney, Dick:
Better not get on Iran-y kick
Of both lies and war, we're plainly sick
Too many grieve
From Cheney, Dick

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm - mmm - mmm....