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Song Parodies -> "Let T*t Be"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Let T*t Be"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Seems to be a topic "close to the heart" (so to speak) of AmIRighters, so here is the flip side of last week's "Bust Op".... Easiest if parody title phrase is pronounced the same as OS, rather than trying to separate the two Ts (so to speak).
When my girlfriend asks me of her nubble,
"Should I get breast surgery?"
I say, having kissed 'em, "Let t*t be"
And in my powerful hardness
She is standing nude in front of me
Does things to my system; Let t*t be

Let t*t be; let 'em be; let me see set of "B",
Don't need to assist 'em; let 'em be

And when the saline-hearted people
Proudly flaunt their "D" or "E":
Not exotic dancer? Let t*t be
Though cleavage may be parted, there is
Nothing there that interests me
Bigger spot for cancer; let 'em be

Sweater "B"; letter "B", better "B", pet her "B", yeah
Strong will to romance her; let her see

Let t*t be; get t*t, "B"; debtor fee: surgery
Lips just can't resist 'em; get her "B"

(interlude, playing one instrument and blowing on the other)

Let t*t be yet a "B"; see, a "B" is for me
Never have I dissed 'em; let t*t be

When other girls get rowdy,
There is still one sight that shines for me
Climb on until tomorrow; wet, it be
I wake up to the feel of throbbing
Eagerly, she comes to me
Knows that I have missed 'em, love 'em, "B"

Get 'em, "B", set 'em free; get on me, pet of "B"
Can't wait to de-pants her; get t*t, me

Get 'em, whee! Net 'em, we; Vet 'em, oui! We be "B"
Gently do I twist 'em; let t*t be!


TT not a big fan of OS. Antecedents on this general subject include "Big For Bs" © Red Ant (the commentary there foreshadowed this parody 16 months ago), and "Mammeries" (sic) © Merry & Pippin.... Apologies to alvin rhodes re: sentiments expressed in his "let it be"© ..... Sorry for not letting it be, alvin.... © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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alvin - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
good concept
John Barry - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Udderly funny. . .and inspirational.
TJC - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Vet em oui! Fives for thee!
AFW - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Just the tip of the nice perk
Jason - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good! Have 555........ nah im gonna keep my comment clean!

The code on this comment is QHQ which look like........ nah see above!!!!
MrMacphisto - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the mammories... 5-5-5
TT - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
alvin, John Barry, TJC (lol), AFW (lol^2), Jason (lol^3), MrMacphisto (^4), thanks.
Ann Hammond - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't like the OS either
TT - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ann.
crazy8snake - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
loved *it
*T - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
crazy8snake, *hanks. (good one!)
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
"I wake up to the feel of throbbing"---I never in my life thought I'd hear a turtle say that. . ."B" eh. . .no D's then. . .very creative Mr Tommy.
TT - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Below Average Dave, thanks.
stuart mcarthur - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
"It was the breast at times - it was perverse at times"....or am I thinking of "The Tale Of Two Titties"? - and "nubble" ????? - very frivolous and enlightening TT ( or "frightening" for short) - lol - 555
Kristof Robertson - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
This was bags of fun, TT...or maybe, just funbags! Your ongoing pilgrimage to mamm mecca is uprourious....555
Rex - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
You certainly seem to have a knack for handling breasts. In a parody. If you ever release a single, this should be the B side.
TT - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
stuart mcarthur, LOL! and yes, "nubble" is in the 3w.dictionary.com... friv/enlight = fright omg. Thanks.... Kristof Robertson, RFLMAO! "mamma mecca" ... thanks... Rex, Stop it, you guys, you're killing me!!!! "handling breasts" -- takes practice, and it's a dirty, rotten job... and I SO wished the intro had said "B" side instead of "flip side"... good one; wish I'd thought of it... Thanks, Rex.
Barry Wilson JR. - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice song. I wish there was a music video on the "boob tube" ha ha I made a funny and so did you. May it rain 5's on you forever.
TT - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Barry Wilson: great idea; thanks for the kind wish.
Peregrin - November 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Heh heh this was great, I particularly liked "saline-hearted people"
Meriadoc - November 21, 2012 - Report this comment
I liked the interlude...
Tommy Turtle - November 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Peregrin: Glad you liked it. Thanks for the salty comment!

Meriadoc: I'll bet you would. ;-D
  Heh heh, count on Maid Merry (lol) to find the, uh, "nuggets", so to speak. ;) Thanks Merry!

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