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Song Parodies -> "Big For Bs"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Big For Bs"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

A follow up to Jester, eh? (which used no As). Writing a parody without using an E once was a bit harder.
Oh, I find my cups in lots of turmoil
Just a shadow short of Cs
But I'm bright and youthful
With my Bs

But in my hours of shopping
I am finding out that typic'ly
Bras don't fit my bosoms
Big for Bs

Big for Bs
Bouncy Bs
Full for Bs
But not Cs
Bras don't fit my bosoms
Big for Bs

And no my t*ts don't sag I am a
Girl of anti-gravity!
Pair of Bs (with buttons!)
But not Cs

I look for cotton bags, why?
I can sport pink twins all nat'rally!
All you guys start panting
Frantic'ly

Big for Bs
Bouncy Bs
Full for Bs
But not Cs
Oh, so full and luscious!
Big for Bs

Big for Bs
Bouncy Bs
Full for Bs
But not Cs
Bras don't fit my bosoms
Big for Bs

[solo]

Big for Bs
Juicy Bs
Full for Bs
Oh, but not Cs
My girls sharp as razors
Luscious Bs...

And though I'm kind of bitchy
I might show off my goods publicly
Always go sunbathing
Nudity!

I soak up all that's warm and cosmic
And I'm tanning thoroughly
Oiling up my bosoms
Big for Bs.....

Big for Bs
Juicy Bs
Full for Bs
Oh, but not Cs
(My) pair of Bs no foothills
But not Cs....

Luscious Bs
Juicy Bs
Bouncy Bs
Oh, puffy Bs
Always looking sporty
With my Bs....

[outro]
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher Again, thanks TT.

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John Barry - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
No Es in this opinion: Fivs
Adagio - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
You sure this was about a letter, Jack? Seemed more about filling bras than anything else, and the glorification of what fills them. : D j/k 5's, with no letter "_".
AFW - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
This bounces right along..a real swell job..
alvin rhodes - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
you said a mouthful
Stephen Harrington - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
555, wow........
Joel Martinez - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Speaking words of wisdom Let (this spoof) it be555
Rick C - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Another great idea and execution of it. 555
Stuart McArthur - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
great parody, er, I mean parod-bee, Rd Ant - 555
Johnny D Shakes Spear - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Two B's, your hot two B's .... "Flat?" is the question ... whether 'tis boobular in the mind to buffer with slings your narrow jugs' outrageous nork skin, or to rake charms against a sea of stubble, and by up-hosing, men-them.
Adagio - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(WET T-SHIRT) Funny one...already commented and voted. : D
Tommy Turtle - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Again, would have been a good sendup of inane OS without the gimmick; "Without E" (tune of "Let It Be") a daunting challenge well met. Fives, and you're welcome any time, really, and thanks.

Johnny D, a parody of Hamlet's soliloquy! Now there's a really cool idea!!! (While you were gone, TT did two, slammed appropriately by everyone else.)
Red Ant - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks John, Pat, AFW, Alvin, Step-chan, Joel, Rick C, Stu, Johnny D, and Tommy Turtle.

Pat: The idea for making a parody with no Es has been floating in my head for quite some time. The direction was provided by a TT comment. The content was about the conundrum of finding a bra of the correct size rather than the glorification of breasts....well, initially that was what it was supposed to be. ;-)

Johnny D: LOL! You ought to finish that parody.

Tommy Turtle: No gimmick really, making words with no Es is very handy when it comes to playing Scrabble. Okay, maybe it was a gimmick, but as long as it worked....
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
XLNT!
TT - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
True... are ya gonna do "Without E"? Looking forward to it....
S.T.G. - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I love Bs, but Cs are for me
bobpiecheese - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(WET T-SHIRT) Brilliant. I'm sort of confused, but who cares? Not me, that's for sure.
Dee Range - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Wet T-Shirt 555. To B, or not to be B...that is C question, eh? Loved it, Ant. Great 'Stuff' lol
Matthias - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Beautiful, Best of Show!!!
Cat - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt) A stellar achievement in itself, not only because it was a good parody, but also a lipogram! (that's the technical term for a piece that exempts a certain letter of the alphabet...taken from the excellent book The Joy of Lex)
Rick C - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt) As I mentioned, a great idea and a great parody.
Jeff Reuben - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Boob: Just couldn't let it be =) Great stuffed here!
Red Ant - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter, TT, S.T.G, bobpiecheese, Dee, Matthias, Cat, Rick C and Jeff.

TT: Right now I need all the letters of the alphabet to overcome some writer's block.

bobpiecheese: Why are you confused? It's a man writing a song that a man originally sung about having breasts. Oh, I see now. ; )

Cat: Thanks for the term "lipogram". This and "Jester, eh?" are maybe the only two parodies here that are intentional lipograms. Next up: Writing "Blinded By The Light" with no vowels. ;-)
Jason - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Great stuff Red Ant! Whoever 1ed this parody should be shot dead by the Parody Marksmen! 555 for you Sir.
Red Ant - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Jason.

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