-> "T. Turtle"
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He's the man who's really am-phi-bi-an
Feckless; few find funny fom-EN-ta-tions:
Blooded--cold; brain big barely as pea
Wastes 9/10 of it on par-o-dy
What remains: insane; droll doll disdains him;
Pain, attains; wit wanes:
What gains him???
Ardent-ly, acts always alliterate
Nitwit: he's it!
Sacrifices: semantics, syn-tax;
E-lides; ex-cess ellipses; limns lax;
Order? Switches words; screw sentence structure!
AmIRight, beware when seeks air from shell
Might give you hell!
Silly trivia: such shining star;
Rare: recall where at mall parked his car
Reptiles: scarce evolved from Brontosaurus
Pallid puns: pla-cate pea-brain, people, please!
Invalid puns, seize
'Cept Turtle: no knees!
Facts, he flees:
Feigns with ease!
Thinks he's Socrates!
With wit, please defease!
End all these
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