-> "Snaggin' What's Mine (The Current Administration)"
Original Song Title:
"Draggin' The Line" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Snaggin' What's Mine (The Current Administration)"
Makin' a livin' is tough today
Payin' and givin', Gov takes away
I pay FICA, Medicare; rest: mine 
Toein' the line (toein' the line)
Now the Gov wants bigger powers
We work so hard, but they take what's ours
"Health plan"? "Stealth plan": steal our wealth, design
Snaggin' what's mine (way outta line)
Snaggin' what's mine (bite my behind)
Work, work, work, but givin' it to those swine
Watch USA decline! They oughta' all resign
Flag, they malign (shaggin' us blind)
Gaggin' mankind (us, in a bind) 
Mirrors and smoke and thick snake oil
A pitch black as pitch makes my blood boil
Diggin' our dough, they reign (Hey, WHAT "sunshine"?) 
Snaggin' what's mine (baggin' what's mine)
Redesign our Government; re-enshrine --
Our values so so sublime: The Founding Fathers' mind
Let's all combine (fates, intertwine)
Make up our mind (dump this land mine)
Leave it unsigned! (leave it unsigned)...
 For non-US (and probably many US) readers: The "Social Security" tax is actually called the Federal Insurance Contributions Act (FICA, rhymes with "like a" or "mica") tax, despite the fact that any actual insurance company that followed the same financial practices would be shut down and its executives jailed for fraud that would make Bernie Madoff look like a convenience-store panhandler.
 Figuratively, trying to drown out opposition with the massive email flooding and trying to silence the vocal protesters at the town hall meetings (Free speech? Sorry, only if you agree with them), and literally, in that this writer, for one, is gagging (retching and choking) at current events.
 Promise: "More transparency in Government". Sorry, O, I can see right through that.
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