-> "Royce Miller"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Royce Miller"
The Lyrics
Royce Miller
"He's" the "man", the "man" with the acid pen
A flaccid pen!
Such a voice triller
Beckons you; "his" hair has such silken swirl:
"He's" just a girl!!!
Par-o-dies she will sing in your ear
But her thighs can't disguise what you fear
For a pretty girl knows when she's kissed her
Not a man! - no,
She's a Sister!
Royce Miller
AmIRight, beware of her nom de plume
And don't assume!
Macho name, claim to fame was brassiere*
But she's really a girl, not a queer
So, although you think
Satire's vexed her
You will find that
You've mis-sexed her!
Royce Miller
Manly men, beware 'ere you thump your chests
This chest has breasts!
Odds are 16 - 1 "Royce" is male**
Here's the one place percentages pale
So, remember this: she's Eve, not Adam
Call her "Mister"??? -- Death! It's "Madam"
Royce Miller
Learn from me: book judgments by covers fail
Royce is fe-male!
On pen, self: impale
She's female
So fe-male
With song, Royce I hail
So fe-male
She's fem-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ale!
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