-> "To All the Bras I've Loathed Before"
Original Song Title:
"To All the Girls We've Loved Before"
Original Performer:
Julio and Willie
Parody Song Title:
"To All the Bras I've Loathed Before"
The Lyrics
To all the bras I've loathed before
That I sent sailing out my door
I'm glad I ripped em off
So tight they made me cough
To all the bras I've loathed before
To all the bras that pinched my breasts
With straps that couldn't stand the test
Oh I was glad to throw
i've paid too much I know
For all the bras I've loathed before
I can't go flopping cause I'm knowing
Too many men will look my way
But wearing evil-fitting clothing
Well it'll drive a gal insane
To all the bras that gave me strife
And made me fidget all my life
I gladly give a fling
You way-too padded thing
To all the bras I've flung before
I can't go flopping cause I'm knowing
Those points look sharpened just like lead
And when the cold wind starts ablowing
You know that's something that I dread
To that one bra I'm looking for
Oh may I find it in a store
In Dillards, Hecht's or Saks
On undergarment racks
Oh let me find one I adore!
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