Song Parodies ->Authors -> Royce Miller
I enjoy reading the parodies of other people almost as much
as I enjoy writing my own. I've made some nice
acquaintances through Amiright. I try not to focus on the
votes I get or the ratings, because that can be
disappointing. If one creates only for applause, then one
might stop creating.
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Less of Me | All of Me | Louis Armstrong | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 70 | |
| Shrub Song | El Condor Pasa | Simon & Garfunkle | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 52 | |
| Buddy | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 45 | |
| Now We Are Looking to Mars? | Everyone's Gone to the Moon | Jonathan King | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 55 | |
| Wedding Bell Blues #2 | Wedding Bell Blues | The 5th Dimension | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Fifty Ways to Be Your Lover | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 54 | |
| It's Not Easy Being Mean | It's Not Easy Being Green | Kermit the Frog | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 72 | |
| Spent a Night at the Races | Midnight At the Oasis | Maria Muldaur | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Who's Yard-Sale'n Now | Who's Cryin' Now | Journey | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Got No Pillow by Morning | Amarillo By Morning | George Strait | 3.4 | 3.9 | 3.7 | 62 | |
| Brats in the Oven | After the Lovin' | Engelbert Humperdinck | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 64 | |
| Messed Up Highway | Carefree Highway | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 57 | |
| Old Politician | Old MacDonald | Traditional | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.3 | 54 | |
| Everglades Gator Heaven | Hotel California | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Bag-a-Bug | Silver Bells | Bing Crosby | 4.9 | 4.2 | 4.6 | 62 | |
| Still Hidin' Today | Slip Slidin' Away | Paul Simon | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 42 | |
| The Ballad of Cable News | The Ballad of Jed Clampett | Paul Henning | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 57 | |
| Baby I'm A Won Ton | Baby I'm A Want You | David Gates & Bread | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 51 | |
| White As Rice | Cold As Ice | Foreigner | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 51 | |
| Escape of Clementine | Clementine | Traditional | 4.2 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 68 | |
| Help Me Make It To My Flight | Help Me Make It Through the Night | Kris Kristofferson | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 48 | |
| Help Me Make it Through This Flight | Help Me Make it Through the Night | Kris Kristofferson | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 60 | |
| Secret Spy Mail Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 3.5 | 4.8 | 3.8 | 40 | |
| Goodbye JFK Jr. | Candle in the Wind | Elton John | 4.5 | 2.0 | 4.6 | 56 | |
| MacArthur Park Meltdown | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | 4.1 | 2.8 | 3.8 | 152 | |
| Mamas, Don't Let Your Mailmen Grow Up to be Watchdogs | Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys | Waylon & Willie | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 60 | |
| Mini Me | Delta Dawn | Helen Reddy | 3.7 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 52 | |
| By the Time I Get My Paycheck | By the Time I Get to Phoenix | Glen Campbell | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 69 | |
| Omaha Bounty Hunter | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 39 | |
| Mr. Shrinkman | Mr. Sandman | The Chordettes | 3.6 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 62 | |
| They're Topless in Skokie | On Top of Old Smokey | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 48 | |
| Somewhere On My Refrigerator | Somewhere Over the Rainbow | Judy Garland | 3.7 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 66 | |
| There's Some Kind of Lint | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 51 | |
| How Do You Like My Cows? | How Do You Like Me Now? | Toby Keith | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 69 | |
| Simmertime | Summertime | George & Ira Gershwin | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 65 | |
| That's A Bore, Eh? | That's Amore | Dean Martin | 4.7 | 3.8 | 4.1 | 67 | |
| Sin City, Baby | Luckenbach, Texas | Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 52 | |
| Honey-Do's | Blue Suede Shoes | Carl Perkins | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 97 | |
| Can't Take No More Taxation | Can't Get No Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.6 | 55 | |
| Dreams of the Everyday Bag Boy | Dreams of the Everyday Housewife | Glen Campbell | 3.4 | 2.4 | 3.4 | 46 | |
| Bread Machine | Dancing Queen | ABBA | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 78 | |
| My Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 87 | |
| Desperate Otto | Desperado | The Eagles | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 59 | |
| Lookin' for Socks | Lookin' for Love | Johnny Lee | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 54 | |
| Don't Worry I'm Your Pappy | Don't Worry Be Happy | Bobby McFerrin | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 57 | |
| Every Time You Talk to Me | Every Time You Go Away | Hall & Oates | 3.6 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 52 | |
| Terrorist Plans | Truck Drivin' Man | Rick Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 39 | |
| See-Through Curtain | Beast of Burden | Rolling Stones | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 51 | |
| Orange Tangerines | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | 4.5 | 3.9 | 4.2 | 59 | |
| Last Train to Barksville | Last Train to Clarksville | The Monkees | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Palaces at Baghdad | Hotel California | The Eagles | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 50 | |
| My Beautiful Saloon | Up Up and Away | Fifth Dimension | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 52 | |
| The First Time Ever I Saw Your Hat | The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face | Roberta Flack | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 53 | |
| I Lost My Teeth When I Was Fishing | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 57 | |
| Cheese Enchilada Song (No Escape) | Pina Colada Song (Escape) | Rupert Holmes | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 68 | |
| You Cause Pain | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 3.4 | 2.7 | 3.4 | 47 | |
| I Left My Harp Way Up in Heaven | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | 3.8 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| In My Tub | In My Room | The Beach Boys | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 49 | |
| Sniper's in the Trees | Save Your Heart for Me | Gary Lewis and the Playboys | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.8 | 50 | |
| I'm Henry the Ape I Am | I'm Henry VIII I Am | Herman's Hermits | 3.5 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 45 | |
| On My Broom | In My Room | The Beach Boys | 4.4 | 2.9 | 3.8 | 51 | |
| I Was a Fool (To Smoke This Long) | I Was A Fool (To Let You Go) | Barry Manilow | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 52 | |
| Locobanana | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 69 | |
| Jello Fellow | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 60 | |
| Christmas in the Alley Song | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | 2.7 | 1.9 | 2.9 | 64 | |
| I Took the Long Way Home | Take the Long Way Home | Supertramp | 4.2 | 5.0 | 4.6 | 139 | |
| My Computer, Lucille | Lucille | Kenny Rogers | 3.7 | 4.7 | 4.2 | 78 | |
| Fix of Caffeine | Sounds of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | 3.7 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| World of Silence | Sounds of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.0 | 3.2 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| British Royal Flap | Sing a Song of Sixpence | Traditional | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.5 | 67 | |
| Ifyouworktherelongenoughyou'llturnintoafossil | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 65 | |
| Jose the Red Hot Taco | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 62 | |
| Oh Little House on Rockingham | Oh Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | 4.8 | 2.4 | 4.8 | 51 | |
| Tons of Songs | Sixteen Tons | Merle Travis | 4.3 | 3.9 | 4.7 | 56 | |
| All My Coffeepots Take a Sudden Dump | All My Ex's Live in Texas | George Strait | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 45 | |
| All T-Rex's Live in Texas | All My Ex's Live in Texas | George Strait | 3.6 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 48 | |
| Santa Clone is Coming to Town | Santa Clause is Coming to Town | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 68 | |
| Chicken Strike | Silver Bells | Bing Crosby | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 68 | |
| Rudolph the Burly Bouncer | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 55 | |
| Rudolph the Male Cross Dresser | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 79 | |
| Snack Machine | Dancing Queen | ABBA | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.3 | 76 | |
| My Favorite Twisted Up Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 76 | |
| Bethlehem 2002 | Oh Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | 4.1 | 2.9 | 4.2 | 59 | |
| Your Freakin' Art | Your Cheatin' Heart | Hank Williams, Sr. | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 70 | |
| Fifty Ways to Lose Your Blubber | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 3.7 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 76 | |
| You Light Your Bong | I Write the Songs | Barry Manilow | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 61 | |
| Camping Scene | Dancing Queen | ABBA | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 79 | |
| The Guy at the Wheel | The Fool on the Hill | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.2 | 4.0 | 39 | |
| Old Bill Beeny | Old Macdonald | Traditional | 2.7 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 52 | |
| The Long and Winding Yarns | The Long and Winding Road | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 48 | |
| Democrat Plans | Truck Drivin' Man | Rick Nelson | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 36 | |
| (I Can't Get No) Levitation | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 49 | |
| (I Can't Get No) Decent Traction | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 53 | |
| Throw that Stuff on the Road | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 49 | |
| Count the Ways | Lonely Days | The Bee Gees | 4.3 | 1.5 | 4.3 | 42 | |
| Missing People | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.5 | 2.0 | 4.3 | 51 | |
| The Clone of Dr. Evil | The Girl from Ipanema | Stan Getz & Astrud Gilberto | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 50 | |
| I Have Got to Find My Mojo | Wake Me Up Before You Go Go | Wham! | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 60 | |
| Liquor Song | Love & Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.3 | 51 | |
| Hanging Round for Dinner | Wrapped Around Your Finger | The Police | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| Having You for Dinner | Wrapped Around Your Finger | The Police | 3.6 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| On Your Tube 'Round Dinner | Wrapped Around Your Finger | The Police | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| Jelly Beans | Billie Jean | Michael Jackson | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 56 | |
| I'm Furry, I'm Flappy | Don't Worry, Be Happy | Bobby McFerrin | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 75 | |
| Goodbye, Dolly | Hello, Dolly | Louis Armstrong | 3.7 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 50 | |
| All the Oil Up in Alaska | All the Gold in California | Larry Gatlin | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 64 | |
| B.K. Moon | Neon Moon | Brooks and Dunn | 3.8 | 3.8 | 4.5 | 61 | |
| Mr. Mouse Man | Mr. Sandman | The Chordettes | 4.1 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 47 | |
| I Want A New Rug | I Want a New Drug | Huey Lewis & the News | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 40 | |
| Oscar-Winning Eyes | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 3.6 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 54 | |
| U.N. Party | Garden Party | Ricky Nelson | 4.2 | 4.7 | 4.5 | 43 | |
| To All the Guys Who Live Nextdoor | To All the Girls I've Loved Before | Julio Iglesias & Willie Nelson | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 62 | |
| Sneezin Jean | Jean | Rod McKuen | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 79 | |
| (It's Too Late for) Your Retraction | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | 4.1 | 3.3 | 3.5 | 45 | |
| House of Saddam's Sons | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.1 | 56 | |
| B U D D Y | B I N G O | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 48 | |
| PLINKO | BINGO | Traditional | 3.7 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 70 | |
| Privileged Ones | Fortunate Son | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.6 | 3.0 | 4.1 | 48 | |
| Scary Scary Flight | Vincent (Starry Starry Night) | Don McLean | 3.9 | 1.3 | 3.9 | 51 | |
| There's a Spider on my Fries | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 55 | |
| Spinning Heel | Spinning Wheel | Blood Sweat & Tears | 3.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 50 | |
| Mown Over | Down Under | Men at Work | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 61 | |
| Blue Jujubes | Blue Suede Shoes | Carl Perkins | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 107 | |
| Harddrive | Heartlight | Neil Diamond | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 54 | |
| Tax Day Song (Pay-O) | Banana Boat Song (Day-O) | Harry Belafonte | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 71 | |
| From a Joker to an Ace | From a Jack to a King | Elvis Presley | 2.8 | 3.2 | 3.5 | 56 | |
| Imaginary Feline | Imaginary Lover | Atlanta Rhythm Section | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 61 | |
| Can of Spam | Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 54 | |
| Mrs. Brown You Had a Lovely Daughter | Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 4.5 | 3.3 | 4.2 | 50 | |
| The Farm, The Farm | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 59 | |
| I Ain't Easy! | Take it Easy | The Eagles | 3.9 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 64 | |
| Keep Croc'n Me Baby | Keep Rockin' Me Baby | Steve Miller Band | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 49 | |
| Leaning on a Lamp, Phil | Leaning on a Lamp Post | Herman's Hermits | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.5 | 56 | |
| Golf People | Short People | Randy Newman | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 74 | |
| Screechy Woman | Witchy Woman | Eagles | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 58 | |
| I Shook up a Coke | I Started a Joke | The Bee Gees | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 85 | |
| Parody Wizard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 54 | |
| Menage a Trois Tonight | Wonderful Tonight | Eric Clapton | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 64 | |
| The Little Old Lady on the John Deere Tractor | The Little Old Lady from Pasadena | Jan & Dean | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 89 | |
| The Gal I've Got Lined Up for Malcolm Higgins | The Little Old Lady from Pasadena | Jan & Dean | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 51 | |
| Rice Cube, Rice Cube | Daisy Daisy (Bicycle Built for Two) | Traditional | 4.2 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 62 | |
| Keep Crackin Me Baby | Keep Rockin Me Baby | Steve Miller Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Homeowners are Strange | Home on the Range | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| You're a Vegetable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| E-Mail from Ensenada | A Letter from Camp | Allan Sherman | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.3 | 110 | |
| Unopened Can of Spam | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 41 | |
| I'm Canadian | I'm An Old Cowhand | Bing Crosby | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 106 | |
| Buy Some Toilet Paper Don't Make Me Use Leaves | Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree | Tony Orlando & Dawn | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Dough Ray Me | Do Re Mi | Julie Andrews | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 83 | |
| The Way You Really Are | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| I Sound Like Mr. Ed | Mr. Ed Theme Song | Mr. Ed, The Talking Horse | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 68 | |
| He Needs An Agent, Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Baby I'm A Walnut | Baby I'm A Want You | Bread | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| Has Anybody Seen My Mal? | Has Anybody Seen My Gal? | Billy May | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 49 | |
| The Windshield Of My Mind | The Windmills Of Your Mind | Dusty Springfield | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Got One Brown Eye and One Blue | Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue | Crystal Gayle | 4.7 | 2.7 | 4.7 | 67 | |
| I'll Never Step in Love Again | I'll Never Fall in Love Again | Dionne Warwick | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| Cell Phone Song | Hello | Lionel Richie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Degrease Me | Release Me | Engelbert Humperdinck | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Ode to Billy & Mike | Ode to Billie Joe | Bobbie Gentry | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 249 | |
| You Don't Have to Like Me Darling Starling | You Never Even Call Me By My Name | David Allan Coe | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 709 | |
| Are You Loaf-some Tonight | Are You Lonesome Tonight | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 70 | |
| Ode to Phil's Fridge | Ode to Billie Joe | Bobbie Gentry | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 70 | |
| Tipsy | Misty | Ray Stevens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 41 | |
| Mid-Life Crisis | Cheap Sunglasses | ZZ Top | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Like a Chameleon | Like A Virgin | Madonna | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 41 | |
| Cook On You Crazy Onion | Shine On You Crazy Diamond | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Melon Rind | Borderline | Madonna | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Baby You Can Bait My Hook | Baby You Can Drive My Car | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| I Ain't Greasy | Take It Easy | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| Delete It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 70 | |
| Love Enhancer | Private Dancer | Tina Turner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Typical Whale | Typical Male | Tina Turner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| They Cloned You for Experimental Reasons | I Love You for Sentimental Reasons | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 41 | |
| Crispy Chicken | Trashy Women | Confederate Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| Golf People II | Short People | Randy Newman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 245 | |
| I Walked the Plank | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Say Bleu Say Brie | Say You Say Me | Lionel Richie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Say Blue Say Green | Say You Say Me | Lionel Richie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| Angels in the Sky | Ribbon in the Sky | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Summer Whine | Summer Wine | Nancy Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| You Don't Have to Slay Me, Honey | You Don't Have to Say You Love Me | Dusty Springfield | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 41 | |
| If You Throw Some Clay | If You Go Away | Glen Campbell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 37 | |
| Real Fine Kissing | Reminiscing | Little River Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| To Mal, You Scruff | To Sir With Love | Lulu | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| This Song's Got No Name | Never Been to Spain | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| When the Rolls Are Torn Asunder | When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Bottle of Beam | Bottle of Wine | Jimmy Gilmer & the Fireballs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Standin' At My Front Door | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 39 | |
| Pink Rollers | Green Acres | Eddie Albert & Eva Gabor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| I've Been a Duck Before | I've Been in Love Before | Cutting Crew | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Look You Have Made Me A Thong Hun | Look What They've Done to My Song Ma | Melanie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Sunning On My Boulder | Sunshine On My Shoulder | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Release Me | Release Me | Engelbert Humperdinck | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Whacked in Jail | Spinning Wheel | Blood Sweat & Tears | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Just A Toad Again | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| I Hate Escarole | I Love Rock-n-Roll | Joan Jett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Do You Know the Way to St. Tropez? | Do You Know the Way to San Jose? | Dionne Warwick | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Gunpowder | Love Power | Dionne Warwick/Jeffrey Osborne | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| I'll Be Treeing You | I'll Be Seeing You | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | ||
| How Can You Mend a Drunken Fart? | How Can You Mend a Broken Heart? | Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Those Snoots Have Kept You Walkin' | These Boots Are Made For Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 37 | |
| Super Stickin | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 39 | |
| Cleanin' Up His Damn Floor | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| With or Without Girlfriends | A Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Only You | Only You | The Platters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| Willy's Nose | Ramblin' Rose | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| He Ain't Pregnant, He's My Brother | He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother | The Hollies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Talking When You Pee | Talking In Your Sleep | The Romantics | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Tammy Faye | Yesterday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| Mr. Clean | Billie Jean | Michael Jackson | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| You Had To Shove A Carrot Down Your Thong | I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song | Jim Croce | 4.3 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Wild Man's Ass is Ham | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Where is my Swine? | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Into Our Coven | After the Lovin | Engelbert Humperdinck | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 1203 | |
| It's Gory | I'm Sorry | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Rudy the Young Male Stripper | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Oscar the Bun-Length Hot Dog | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 75 | |
| Run a Make on Me | Take a Chance on Me | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| You Steal Swine | I Feel Fine | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| I Gave You Quite a Scare | I Saw Her Standing There | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 42 | |
| Thousand Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 34 | |
| I'm Not Speedy | Take It Easy | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Cauliflower's Steamin' | California Dreamin' | The Mamas and the Papas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| You Started a Joke | I Started a Joke | The Bee Gees | 3.1 | 1.8 | 2.1 | 533 | |
| Every Good Bass Angler Knows My Name | You Don't Even Call Me By My Name | David Allan Coe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Squawks Like a Duck? | Walk Like a Man | The Four Seasons | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| Don't You Batter For Me | It Don't Matter To Me | Bread | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Seesaw of Your Love | Sunshine of Your Love | Eric Clapton | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 42 | |
| Jack and His Jill | Jack and Diane | John Cougar Mellancamp | 4.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 87 | |
| Ode to Altoids | Ode to Joy (from the 9th Symphony) | Schiller/Beethoven | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| At Thirty-Three | At Seventeen | Janis Ian | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Carbohydrateville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 51 | |
| I'm Eatin Green Eggs and Ham | I'm Henry VIII I Am | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Standing With His Winkie in His Hand | Walking in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| A Visit From A Little Mouse | A Visit From St. Nicholas | Clement Clarke Moore | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Wet Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| You Fleeced Me Dirt Wad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| We'll Never Write Bout Sex Again | I'll Never Fall in Love Again | Dionne Warwick | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Guests of Mine | Auld Lang Syne | Robert Burns | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 79 | |
| (I Hid It) My Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 62 | |
| Fifty Ways to Know He's Cheating | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 554 | |
| Love May Not Have Hair | Love is in the Air | John Paul Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Self-Love Party | Garden Party | Ricky Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Another Stick in your Craw | Another Brick in the Wall (Pt. 2) | Pink Floyd | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| Sellin' the Clowns | Send in the Clowns | Judy Collins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| The Juggler | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Andrew J. and John Kerry | Ebony and Ivory | Paul McCartney/Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.6 | 152 | |
| The Knocker | The Boxer | Simon & Garfunkle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Lox On a Two Way Street | Love On A Two Way Street | The Moments | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Locks on a Two Way Street | Love on a Two Way Street | The Moments | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| Jack Ruby Don't Take Your Gun to Town | Ruby Don't Take Your Love to Town | Kenny Rogers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 73 | |
| What Boots Has Your Bed Been Under | Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under | Shania Twain | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| (Not in the) Rose Garden | Rose Garden | Lynn Anderson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| I'm Not There | She's Not There | The Zombies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Ms. Swiss Robinson | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Orenthal Martha and John | Abraham Martin and John | Dion | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Al Qaeda On My Mind | You Were On My Mind | We Five | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Gays and Marriage | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 53 | |
| Just a Piccolo | Just a Gigolo | David Lee Roth | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| Eight Plates a Week | Eight Days a Week | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| HouseThat's in Washington | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| King of Landlords | King of the Road | Roger Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| I've Got Those Queer Eyes for You | I Only Have Eyes For You | Art Garfunkel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 58 | |
| The Kerry Pokey | The Hokey Pokey | Ram Trio | 5.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Cook While Drinkin | Go Down Gamblin | Blood Sweat and Tears | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Stuck In the Middle, White Goo | Stuck In The Middle With You | Stealer's Wheel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 40 | |
| Long and Skinny Kind of Greeny Veggie That is Called Zucchini | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Snip My Wire | Light My Fire | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| I Want a New Bun | I Want a New Drug | Huey Lewis & The News | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 36 | |
| Falsies, Matilda? | Waltzing Matilda | 'Banjo' Paterson | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 61 | |
| Doctor Mai Tai | Doctor My Eyes | Jackson Browne | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 41 | |
| Percolator | Operator | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Do You Wish You Lived on Mars? | When You Wish Upon A Star | Pinocchio soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Norwegian Food | Norwegian Wood | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Don't Settle Yourself | Consider Yourself | Oliver! Cast | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| From Uranus Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Someone Lucid | Something Stupid | Frank & Nancy Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 42 | |
| The Way You Cook Ain't Right | The Way You Look Tonight | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| E.T. Went Home | Sunny Came Home | Shawn Colvin | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 63 | |
| We Took Your Head Off Of You | Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You | Frankie Valli | 4.7 | 2.3 | 4.3 | 37 | |
| The Power of Dung | The Power of Love | Huey Lewis & The News | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Leprechauns Hate The Snow | Easy Come Easy Go | Bobby Sherman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Mean Nasty Gumbo | Black Magic Woman | Santana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| Back Scratchin' Woman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Off the Road Again | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 85 | |
| Filed Chapter Seven | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| They Can't Take Rights Away From Me | They Can't Take That Away From Me | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Full Moon | Blue Moon | Mel Torme | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Wouldn't It Be Rubberly | Wouldn't It Be Loverly | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Red Neck Tradition | Family Tradition | Hank Williams Jr. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 286 | |
| Giant Bubbles | Tiny Bubbles | Don Ho | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 59 | |
| I Lost My Dream | I Have A Dream | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Avacado | Desperado | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Eggs Are Nice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music cast | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Pot and Coffee | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 48 | |
| Fabled Mice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music cast | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Serpico | Edelweiss | Sound Of Music Cast | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 47 | |
| Strange Dreams | Sweet Dreams | Eurythmics | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 85 | |
| Miguel | Michelle | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 40 | |
| Sweet Drinks | Sweet Dreams | Eurythmics | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 65 | |
| Waiting on a Fence | Waiting on a Friend | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 40 | |
| Andy, Opie and Aunt Bee | Ebony and Ivory | McCartney/Wonder | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| The Everafter | The Morning After | Maureen McGovern | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Michael Don't Bleach | Papa Don't Preach | Madonna | 4.4 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 44 | |
| All My Blossoms | All My Loving | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 58 | |
| Nefarious | Aquarius | The Fifth Dimension | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Black Plastic Woman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Flapjackin' Woman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Friends in Cold Vases | Friends in Low Places | Garth Brooks | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 71 | |
| Gotta Big Head | Over My Head | Fleetwood Mac | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 42 | |
| Yard of Grass | Heart of Glass | Blondie | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 57 | |
| Will the Circus Be a Token | Will The Circle Be Unbroken | Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.9 | 55 | |
| John Kerry's a Bore | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 52 | |
| Take The Christmas Lights Down Bozo | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go | Wham! | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| Driftin' Near a Rock in the Bay | Sittin' On The Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| Porcupine People | Rainy Day People | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| Capitol Hill | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 44 | |
| Pyre of Pain | Fire and Rain | James Taylor | 5.0 | 2.6 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Martha My Eyes | Doctor My Eyes | Jackson Browne | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 43 | |
| Dogs Just Wanna Have Fun | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 68 | |
| Windeeee | Windy | The Association | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 53 | |
| Angel, It's A Pork Thing | Angel Of The Morning | Juice Newton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| 'Reverand' Robinson | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 50 | |
| Lawyers in Lies | Lawyers in Love | Jackson Browne | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Troublemaker | Operator | Jim Croce | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 47 | |
| Lady St. Helens | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.4 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| Lady Manana | Lady Madonna | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 42 | |
| Like A Surgeon | Like A Virgin | Madonna | 4.2 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 77 | |
| Flip Flop | Splish Splash | Bobby Darin | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 56 | |
| Free and Fine | Theme from Superman (Read My Mind) | Maureen McGovern | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Good Morning Martha | Good Morning Starshine | Oliver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Good Morning Martha #2 | Good Morning Starshine | Oliver | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| A Horse With No Mane | A Horse With No Name | America | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 299 | |
| John F. Kerry | Yankee Doodle | Traditional | 4.5 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 55 | |
| City of New Dawning | City of New Orleans | Arlo Guthrie | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| The PC Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | 4.9 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 52 | |
| Velvet Dawn | Delta Dawn | Helen Reddy | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 46 | |
| It's Not Easy Being a Bean | It's Not Easy Being Green | Kermit the Frog | 4.7 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 60 | |
| Can of Raid | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | 5.0 | 4.3 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Dead Folks Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 54 | |
| You Don't Bring Me Taters | You Don't Bring Me Flowers | Diamond/Streisand | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Ohio Was Gone | My City Was Gone | the Pretenders | 4.8 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| Clinton Theresa and Johns | Abraham Martin and John | Dion | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 63 | |
| You Can't Use the Dollar Bill No More in Cuba | It Never Rains in Southern California | Albert Hammond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| I Offed Him With Some Scissors | We're Off To See the Wizard | Wizard Of Oz Soundtrack | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 49 | |
| The Wizard of IZ | We're Off To See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 64 | |
| Merry Christmas, Starling | Merry Christmas, Darling | The Carpenters | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 44 | |
| Sound of Moo-sic | Sound of Music | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| At the Laundry | Dirty Laundry | Don Henley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| To All the Cops We've Called Before | To All The Girls I've Loved Before | Julio Iglesias/Willie Nelson | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 60 | |
| Bottles on the Wall | Flowers on the Wall | The Statler Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Aniseed's Hid in the John | Abraham Martin and John | Dion | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 60 | |
| It's the Most Wunnerful Time of the Year | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Johnny Mathis | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 62 | |
| Your Money, E-Harmony | Ebony and Ivory | McCartney/Wonder | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| I Threw Your Liver Into the Woods | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 52 | |
| The X-Files Song | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| My Favorite Shrinks | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 46 | |
| BVD's | Refugee | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Give Em Dough | Let It Snow | Bing Crosby | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| The Ex's Song | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 63 | |
| Stewart's Spice Fair | Scarborough Fair | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| Stewart's Spice Fair Canticle | Scarborough Fair, Canticle | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 42 | |
| The Sandwich | The Boxer | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| Tony Soprano | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 50 | |
| Beyond the C | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 56 | |
| Beyond the Tee | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 52 | |
| Big House in Alderson | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Rings and Fries | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 56 | |
| What's God Got To Do With It | What's Love Got To Do With It | Tina Turner | 4.5 | 3.7 | 4.2 | 48 | |
| Gene | Jean | Oliver | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Itsy Bitsy Roly Poly Pastry That is Called Canolli | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-dot Bikini | Bryan Hyland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| To Play | Today | New Christy Minstrels | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Shake- n- Bakin' Carp | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Scarf Up Your Fare | Scarborough Fair | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.8 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Jack was Black | Black is Black | Rick Springfield | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 61 | |
| Neverland Park | Cherry Hill Park | Billy Joe Royal | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 53 | |
| Own Shadow | Moonshadow | Cat Stevens | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 46 | |
| Arnold Reigns in All of California | It Never Rains in Southern California | Albert Hammond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Goodbye, Work on the Road | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 44 | |
| Daniel | Michelle | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 48 | |
| Off of the Chain Gang | Back on the Chain Gang | The Pretenders | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 70 | |
| My Dear Carnivore | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 56 | |
| Each Day At the Zoo, Here | Every Day With You Girl | Classics IV | 4.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 55 | |
| Greenpeace | Greenfields | The Brothers Four | 5.0 | 4.6 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Pot of Gold | Heart of Gold | Neil Young | 5.0 | 4.6 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| My Lady Kenmore | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 52 | |
| Lady Godiva | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 51 | |
| Looks Like An Eviction | Walk Like An Egyptian | The Bangles | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 138 | |
| Knowledge of Good and Evil | In A Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 46 | |
| Turn It Beige | Turn the Page | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Mister Lagasse | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 56 | |
| When Someone Loves a Canine | When a Man Loves a Woman | Percy Sledge | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 58 | |
| More Than Flesh | More Than Words | Extreme | 4.9 | 4.2 | 4.9 | 64 | |
| Pop the Magic Jacko | Puff The Magic Dragon | Peter Paul & Mary | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 63 | |
| Two Bean Enchiladas | Two Pina Coladas | Garth Brooks | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 69 | |
| Hello Martha | Hello Dolly | Louis Armstrong | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 54 | |
| My Favorite Flings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 65 | |
| Blend Me, Crepe Me | Bend Me, Shape Me | The American Breed | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| Zipper's-in-two, Duh | Zip-a-dee-doo-dah | Song of the South soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Norm Bates Morning | Chelsea Morning | Joni Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Shakes Me Up The Way You Glow Glow | Wake Me Up Before You Go Go | Wham! | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| Sometime After the Rainbow | Somewhere Over the Rainbow | Judy Garland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| It Never Happened | Worst That Could Happen | The Brooklyn Bridge | 4.5 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 54 | |
| What Life Is This? | What Child Is This? | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 42 | |
| Coffee in the Morning | Mary in the Morning | Al Martino | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Another Tick on the Wall | Another Brick in the Wall (part 2) | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 47 | |
| I've Got a Crocodile Heart | I've Got a Rock n Roll Heart | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| Another Stick on a Walk | Another Brick in the Wall | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Don't Want No Rock n Roll Parts | I've Got a Rock n Roll Heart | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 42 | |
| Here Comes the Spring Again | Here Comes The Rain Again | Eurythmics | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Leek It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| The End of the Indulgence | The End of the Innocence | Don Henley | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 53 | |
| Flip Flap | Splish Splash | Bobby Darin | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 59 | |
| Another Egg on the Wall | Another Brick in the Wall (Pt. 2) | Pink Floyd | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| Circle of Sharks | Circle of Life | Elton John | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 55 | |
| Wok of Life | Walk of Life | Dire Straits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Old Man Liver | Old Man River | From The Musical 'show Boat' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| What Kind of Tool Am I? | What Kind of Fool Am I? | Sammy Davis, Jr. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Al Not Sharpton | Alouette | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 59 | |
| If I Were An Alien | If I Were A Carpenter | Bobby Darin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Lost Whale Theme | Arthur's Theme | Christopher Cross | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Will-a Smoke Be Blanca? | La Paloma Blanca | George Baker Selection | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Puffs of Magic Pope Smoke | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter Paul and Mary | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 45 | |
| The Nose | The Rose | Bette Midler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Tax Peeple | Short People | Randy Newman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Legs (spider version) | Legs | ZZ Top | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Lady Piranha | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Socket Man | Rocket Man | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| The Super Wal-Mart | Abergavenny | Shannon | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 117 | |
| What's a Loo? | Waterloo | ABBA | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 95 | |
| Bless the Child Who Was Bleeding | Bless the Beasts and the Children | The Carpenters | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 40 | |
| Elton You're a Bride | Judy in Disguise | John Fred and his Playboy Band | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 40 | |
| The Slugger | The Boxer | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Fifty Ways to Flee Your Master | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 48 | |
| Russ and Jim | Us and Them | Pink Floyd | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 39 | |
| Put Put Put Your Ball | Row Row Row Your Boat | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| A Tongue Full of Sugar | A Spoonful of Sugar | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 55 | |
| Vidalia | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| An Old Age Sign? | Same Old Lang Syne | Dan Fogelberg | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| I Left My Cart in Downtown Reno | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Garbage | Money | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 42 | |
| Sea of Oil | Sea of Love | Phil Phillips | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Git Stacked | Get Back | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 46 | |
| CAT's On The Highway | Cat's in the Cradle | Harry Chapin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| How Sharp is my Knife? | How Deep is your Love? | The Bee Gees | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Old Ole Glory, What's It To Ya? | The Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Blue Cuban Taxi | Big Yellow Taxi | Joni Mitchell | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 70 | |
| Terrain Damage | Brain Damage | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 40 | |
| Pantyhose | Ramblin' Rose | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Draino Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional Irish Folk Song | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 64 | |
| Neverland Love | Never My Love | The Association | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 39 | |
| Blue and Red | Us and Them | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 40 | |
| They Want Gitmo Satisfaction | I Can't Get No Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | 3.6 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 42 | |
| I Found a Finger in My Salad | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| SuperMarthaWillBeFreedRealSoonFromHouseConfinement | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 48 | |
| Howard My Ears | Doctor My Eyes | Jackson Browne | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 59 | |
| Barn People | Short People | Randy Newman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Uptown Deer | Uptown Girl | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 48 | |
| Juan | One | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 42 | |
| Big Yellow Nazi's | Big Yellow Taxi | Joni Mitchell | 5.0 | 4.6 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Magical Veggie Oil Tour | Magical Mystery Tour | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| Forty Goats and Twenty Moo Cows | Silver Threads and Golden Needles | Dusty Springfield | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 47 | |
| Ain't No Sensei | Ain't No Sunshine | Bill Withers | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 56 | |
| Wish You Were Hare | Wish You Were Here | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| We All Have Seen a Wizzer | We're Off To See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 64 | |
| Let 'Er Be | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| Here Come the Wrens Again | Here Comes the Rain Again | Eurythmics | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| The Waste | The Weight | The Band | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 71 | |
| Just a Tomato | Just a Gigolo | David Lee Roth | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| The Ballad of Ted Clam-Up | The Ballad of Jed Clampett | Paul Henning | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 65 | |
| I Want You for Two Sadistic Reasons | I Love You For Sentimental Reasons | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Messed Up States Song | What Did Delaware Boys? | Traditional | 4.3 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 635 | |
| Munnee? | Money | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 41 | |
| Nix the Nukes | Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Hey Jon | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 44 | |
| Architeuthis | Desperado | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Av'rage Carnivora | Abracadabra | Steve Miller Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Who's To Say | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.9 | 51 | |
| Biters in the Barn | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 47 | |
| Drawn By Weather | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| Cadillac Woman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Santa Claus is Coming in June | Santa Claus is Coming to Town | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Why Are We So Poor? | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| You Want a New Gun? | I Want a New Drug | Huey Lewis and the News | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| No Hate in the Manger | Away in the Manger | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Oh Tanning Balm | Oh Tannenbaum | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Rock Their Boat | Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Solitaire Card Hand | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 40 | |
| I Came Upon Some Mid-Life Cheer | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Ms. Lee, Don't Wear Your Pants to Town | Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town | Kenny Rogers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Live Under Rocks | Love on the Rocks | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 32 | |
| The Devil Went Down to New York | The Devil Went Down to Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.9 | 66 | |
| Vegan Party | Garden Party | Ricky Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Cream and Butter | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 55 | |
| Phony Lisa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 42 | |
| Dam Me | Dang Me | Roger Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Tom's Pardon | Rose Garden | Lynn Anderson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Vendredi and Samedi | Ebony and Ivory | McCartney/Wonder | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| My Favorite Johns | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 47 | |
| If I Had Only a Brain | If I Only Had a Brain | Wizard of Oz | 4.1 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 83 | |
| I Saw Mommy Washing Santa's Clothes | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Christ Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Dead Man Riding | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Shiitake | She Loves You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 42 | |
| I Fought the Lawd and the Lawd Won | I Fought the Law and the Law Won | Bobby Fuller Four | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| The Critter | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| To All the Bras I've Loathed Before | To All the Girls We've Loved Before | Julio and Willie | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 53 | |
| The Seeker | The Boxer | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| Planets in the Night | Strangers in the Night | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Sex and Money | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 4.2 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Where Has Vincent Foster Gone? | Where Have All the Flowers Gone? | Pete Seeger | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 45 | |
| Everybody Wants to Rule Their World | Everybody Wants to Rule The World | Tears For Fears | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 38 | |
| That Dog | That Girl | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 42 | |
| That Frog | That Girl | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| Auntie Em | Delta Dawn | Helen Reddy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Don't Mind Their Pleas, Angelina | Don't Cry For Me, Argentina | Madonna | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| I Feel Fleas | I Feel Free | Cream | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Maybe It Was Bisquits | Maybe It Was Memphis | Pam Tillis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| God Gave Something Back | God Says Nothing Back | The Wallflowers | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Broadway Loans | Delta Dawn | Helen Reddy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| My Cherry Armoire | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 323 | |
| The Scar Mangled Battlers | The Star Spangled Banner | Francis Scott Key | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 60 | |
| Does Your Xylitol Lose Its Flavor | Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor | Lonnie Donegan | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 53 | |
| PokeBack Mountain | Wolverton Mountain | Claude King | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 121 | |
| Starbucks Coffeeville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 73 | |
| Mister Montalban | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 48 | |
| Her Body Lies Out in the Ocean | My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean | Traditional | 4.5 | 3.9 | 4.5 | 53 | |
| Volcanic Woman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Down on the Border | Down on the Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 53 | |
| Easter Day | Yesterday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.8 | 49 | |
| Whites in Light Baskin' | Nights in White Satin | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Lone Star Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Sis Picks Us Limes | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| Dick Tator | Sunflower | Glen Campbell | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| Short Crim'nals | Short People | Randy Newman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Get Baaaaaack | Get Back | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Everyone, Go to the Moon! | Everyone's Gone to the Moon | Jonathan King | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 57 | |
| Your Bleedin' Heart | Your Cheatin' Heart | Hank Williams | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 53 | |
| When Yer Veggie Poor | When I'm Sixty-Four | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 43 | |
| I've Got You Under My Sink | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Pegged | Peg | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Sometimes You Need Grub | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Poppy Crop | Rocky Top | Osborne Brothers | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 126 | |
| The First Oh Well | The First Noel | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 |