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Song Parodies -> "Love May Not Have Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Love is in the Air"

Original Performer:

John Paul Young

Parody Song Title:

"Love May Not Have Hair"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

this is my I still believe in love song-boy I'm a dreamer
Love may not have hair
It may be chubby and round
Love may not have hair
But it's wonderful if found

And I know I'm the world's biggest sucker
But it don't have to do with his size
It's the warmth and the caring and sharing
And I hope that it shines in his eyes

Love may not have hair
But it's taller than the trees
Love may not have hair
And it may have worn-out knees

And I know that I've done lots of dreaming
And I know that it's often a game
But it's something I wanna believe in
If it ever should call out my name

Chorus:
Love may not have hair
Love may not have hair
oh oh oh
oh oh oh

Love may not have hair
Just a bald spot in the sun
Love may not have hair
But he loves me and he's fun

And his stomach may be a protrusion
But he's honest and witty and true
And he's someone that I can confide in
When I'm lonely and bitter and blue

Love may not have hair
It may be chubby and round
Love may not have hair
But it's wonderful if found

It's the warmth and the caring and sharing
And I hope that it shines in his eyes

Repeat Chorus

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Meriadoc - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
That was lovely Royce! :-)
Royce Miller - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Merry-well thanks-one of those that's understood by none and appreciated by few; the kind I like
Jeff Reuben - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This was really good. Not necessarily a roll on the floor funny song, just a really well written, dare I say "deep" song.
Peregrin - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
It WAS lovely, and your sentiments are so true Royce
Claude Prez - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
So does Malcolm know you wrote a song about him? ; ) Nice job
Royce Miller - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude-very funny--it's just about love not being about looks, that's all.
Melhi - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't usually like sweet songs, but this is exceptional enough to be one of those rare exceptions. :) Nice job.

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