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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye, Dolly"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Dolly"

Original Performer:

Louis Armstrong

Parody Song Title:

"Goodbye, Dolly"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Well goodbye, Dolly, yes goodbye, Dolly
It was nice to have you after you were cloned
We really tried, Dolly
To be God, Dolly
but we fell a little short--we're humans, after all
Was it swell, Dolly, wish you could tell, Dolly
All that moanin', crowin', clonin' that went on?
Well, it's a wrap, fellas
She's takin her dirt nap, fellas
Dolly won't be comin' back again

Fond farewell, Dolly, Fond farewell, Dolly
You really weren't around for very long
We really tried, Dolly, techniques applied, Dolly
Didn't prove to give you a long life or make you strong
What was it like, Dolly, your cloned life, Dolly,
Did you feel a little part of history?
Well, it's a wrap, fellas
She's takin' her dirt nap, fellas
Dolly won't be comin' back again

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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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