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Song Parodies -> "A Horse With No Mane"

Original Song Title:

"A Horse With No Name"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"A Horse With No Mane"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

On the day of 9-11
We were looking at loss of life
There were planes and rubble everywhere
There was sadness in the air
The first place we went was to Afghanistan
Taliban ran like hell
Now the women vote and some schools are built
And their freedom is doing well

We went to the desert on a horse with no mane
It felt good to let liberty reign
In the desert there's a little less pain
Cause we kicked some ass, now there's freedom again
La la la la la la la la la.......

After that raid in the desert sun
Our forces went to Iraq
We got two sons who had too much fun
With their cruel, heinous attacks
And the story's now told how they tortured some souls
And their father, Kurds he had whacked

(Chorus Repeated)

After some days we found the hairy scum
In a hole he shared with the rats
There were spiders, mold and bats and things
But he wore his golden rings
The people now are rising with a life of their own
The things they were dreaming of
Now that Hussein is no longer around
The humans can feel some love

We went to the desert on a horse with no mane
It feels good to let liberty reign
In the desert, there is a little less pain
Now they should think twice about causing us pain
La la la la la la la......

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 15

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 3   0
 4   1
 5   11

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Guy - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce - Thanks for doing a fine follow up a simular one I did a while back to the same song.

You have carried on the story and tell it so well.
Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Your passion for freedom shines through, Royce.
Dee Range - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This is marvelous, Royce. 555
Coral Snake - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Another good one more 5s Remember that's
Royce Miller - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Coral Snake, thanks for the website; I'll look at it today.
stePH - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Lame jingoistic bullsh!t. Boo.

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