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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Clean"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Clean"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I met somebody named Mr. Clean, he was such a scream
I said don't mind but what do you mean
"I am a slob"?
(I can't eat off the floor in my home)
He said give me the mop
And you'll eat off the floor in your home

He told me his name was Mr. Clean
As he wiped the screen
Then how my eyes burned, ammonia churned
As he wiped the floor
(He will eat off of it in his home)

Mama always told me be careful who you meet
Don't get a guy who's obsessed
And mama always told me if he's pickier than you
He'll drive you really nuts, with his compulsive ruts
Hey!

Mr. Clean is not my lover
He's just a guy who cannot make any mess
He's obsessive, I confess
he can't stand any mess, he's compulsive, I confess

For endless days and endless nights
He used Handy Wipes
And when he's cleaning, he demands
I stay out of his way
(Then he eats off the floor in his home)
So take my strong advice
Just go look for somebody who's nice

He wiped the kitchen til late at night
Then turned out the light
Then hung a sign up, on the fridge door
"Don't mess this thing up--
you can eat off the floor, now you slob"

Mama always told me be careful who you meet
Don't get a guy who's a neat freak
Then he came and stood right by me
With a bucket and a broom
He said "slob, it's not too soon
So go and clean your room"

Mr. Clean is not my lover
He's just a guy who cannot make any mess
He's compulsive, I confess
Mr. Clean is not my lover
Mr. Clean is not my lover.........

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Wild Man - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job Royce. There always seems to be a clean one and a slob. Bet you could guess who is which in my house.
Melhi - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Gee whiz, ones guys is busy this morning. Too bad he wouldn't know a good parody if it came up and bit him on the ascii. Cool idea, Royce, nice job!
Guy DiRito - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice one again Royce, thanks for the chuckle - and someone tell the one's guy I'm ignoring him/her. I wonder if it is some kind of attention deficit disorder that makes the one's guy tick?
Guy DiRito - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I think the one's guy is a mime because he never seems to leave any comments.
Diva - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent Parody Royce. I admire your choice of song and topic.
Yes WM, I am the wicked "which" , let me get my broom out, so I can sweep all the crums off this keyboard.
Diva - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment
That was "crumb" not crum, sorry Royce.
Claude Prez - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment
The "Handy Wipes" part made me laugh; great idea well done.
Jeff Reuben - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Some good clean humor
Peregrin - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Great Royce, I like the way you think.
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Way to go, Royce, you mopped the floor with 'em!
JusSum1else - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
it was execellenct! u executed ur idea well! theres so much trash and perverted songs out there. it was nice to read a nice "clean" one! lol

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