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Song Parodies -> "My Dear Carnivore"

Original Song Title:

"My Cherie Amour"

Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"My Dear Carnivore"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

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My dear carnivore, thinking about meat today
My dear carnivore, thinking 'bout Clarice, you say?
My dear carnivore,
Tell me what that hockey mask is for
Clarice is the girl you're hungry for
How you wish that you could dine

In a cafe, you've thought about her size 6 feet
She looks good enough, she looks good enough to eat
My dear carnivore, don't you understand how folks abhore
Your two hollow eyes and smirk you wore
How you wish that you could dine

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Maybe someday you'll feast on flesh that is gourmet
Maybe someday you'll catch Clarice and have your way
My dear carnivore, young and supple flesh you do adore
Freshly carved out livers you long for
How you wish that you could dine

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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alvin rhodes - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
wonderfully twisted...5s
John Barry - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
A 5-stars meal.
John Jenkins - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever title, very good parody.
Michael Pacholek - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Delicious. Somebody should send Royce a bottle of a nice Chianti.
Kristof Robertson - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved it! Ya can't beat the meat....555
Fitu - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Most Wanted for crying out loud

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