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Song Parodies -> "You Steal Swine"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Fine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"You Steal Swine"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

this is a c-squeal (I mean sequel) to an earlier swine song of mine..
Babe was good to me, you know
Til you stole her from me, you know
You jerk off
I took care of her, you stole my swine

Babe, yes she was mine you know
But you just had to dine, I know
You smoked her
I took care of her, you stole my swine

You're so glad you had some juicy ribs
I'm so mad you cooked my little pig
Now I'm looking for another swine
And she will be completely mine
I said so
you won't eat no more of my pork rinds

That pig she was swell you know
She had a curly tail you know
You ate her
How I miss my chubby little swine

I'm so glad your freezer is now bare
You once had alot of pork in there
Now I'm looking for another swine
And she will be completely mine
I said so
You won't eat no more of my pork rinds
You won't eat no more of my pork rinds
I took care of her, she was my swine

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Peregrin - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Another beauty Royce!
Olvan The Terrible - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Great original song, awesome parody, and this was made all the more funny by the Google ads on the side. "Pig Ears For Dogs," "Pig Snouts," "Bacon Puffs Equipment," and "Microwave Pork Rinds." Could you tell me where I could find your earlier swine song?
Royce Miller - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Olvan--thanks for your comment; my other swine song is called "Where Is My Swine", listed under my parodies--to "I Walk the Line" by Johnny Cash. I would re-name it "I Want My Swine", which would be a better title, if I re-wrote it.
Johnny D - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Ahhhh, nothing quite like a very fine wine with some very fine swine......delicious...I especially like North Carolina-style barbecue! 555
Rick D - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm a beatle guy and a big pig fan (See "Fabled Hog) So I guess I gotta High Five ya!

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